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Why? Beacuse she looks like a boy?
what ye on about shes fairly scuttleable
She patently DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A BOY!!!!!
Two great quotes:
"The self-confessed tomboy will embark on a gruelling training programme, including an SAS survival, combat and semi-automatic weapon-firing course in Eastern Europe."
"Tomb Raider brand controller Matt Gorman said: 'Karima has all the assets needed to accurately portray the world's favourite female action hero. '"
what a tw t that woman is.
You don't fancy a bit of clamjousting then, Shrew?
Why? She's going on a weapon handelling course - if that makes her a tw@t, what are you implying for every member of the Armed forces
... only with birds that can beat me in a fair fight, as to be honest, they'd have to it their going to munch on my particular rug. I know what team I'm on thanks, and I play down the line, with a straight bat. Anything left field just means a sticky wicket and I don't like playing off the back foot.
why eastern europe too ffs. and i reckon they should make a lara croft movie where she goes to eye-rack to rescue some ancient sumerian stuff and she ends up having
to dodge a whole load of yanks, then ends up getting picked up via Warrior, taken back to a base and thoroughly bukkakked then you'd get an explanation
to the previous movie where she calls in a favour from whoever the smeg she was calling a favour from (when they airdrop her chavved up land rover)
ahh good old tomb raider, i always user to lock the buttler in the freezer and swan dive from the top landing
Was that a no? I never seem to understand women, when they try to talk about sport.
... it's not cricket, eh love.
<... yeah, I know - the coat's on and I'm leaving alright!>
Just found this:
New Lara Croft Model
Do we get to play with her in the new game?
looks very East European, bet she has hairy arms, never trust a woman with hairy arms.
Is it the depraved imagination of an old man, or is there a hint of left nip in those pictures?
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