Tolerence for Muslims

#1
[I checked a hoax site and this article is not listed as fact or fiction. It is well written, though.]

Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Orillia,
Ontario, said, "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against
another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of
every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus,
the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could
call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy, " and the
other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant called, "Iraq o'
Ribs."

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the
goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop there would be liquor store called,
"Morehammered."

All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the very same
tolerance they demand of us,
so their mosque issue would not be a problem
for others.

Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing
this on.
 
#2
A couple of years ago I was working on Tuvalu, a tiny Pacific atoll that had originally been part of the British colonial possessions called the Ellice Islands.

As in most places Islam had arrived and there was a Mosque. Right outside it the locals had built hundreds of pig cages and the Mosque stank of pig shit.

I went in for a cup of tea with the Imam, and he had taken it all in good spirit. I didn't stay long though, as the smell was overpowering.

(I have photos of it as proof.....)
 
#3
A couple of years ago I was working on Tuvalu, a tiny Pacific atoll that had originally been part of the British colonial possessions called the Ellice Islands.

As in most places Islam had arrived and there was a Mosque. Right outside it the locals had built hundreds of pig cages and the Mosque stank of pig shit.

I went in for a cup of tea with the Imam, and he had taken it all in good spirit. I didn't stay long though, as the smell was overpowering.

(I have photos of it as proof.....)
Well post the photos then
 
#4
Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing
this on.[/COLOR]
I'm too busy playing Candy Crush and changing my profile picture to one showing me in uniform to show that I don't really like people being hacked to death on the streets while telling the world about some made up Kraut's opinions on Islam.

You poster of Facebook shite.
 
#5
I'm too busy playing Candy Crush and changing my profile picture to one showing me in uniform to show that I don't really like people being hacked to death on the streets while telling the world about some made up Kraut's opinions on Islam.

You poster of Facebook shite.
Dont forget the absolutely hilarious, no, I mean, really really funny, tears-down-cheeks Pics of a big fat cat laying on its back with "I ll do the washing-up tomorrow"!

I cried.
 
#6
[I checked a hoax site and this article is not listed as fact or fiction. It is well written, though.]

Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing
this on.[/COLOR]
Just how does being provocative promote tolerance? Or do we now fight fire with fire? (In which case the fire brigade will need retraining).
 
#8
Just how does being provocative promote tolerance? Or do we now fight fire with fire? (In which case the fire brigade will need retraining).
Fair go, I got this OP sent to me months ago via email.

Has everyone on the planet lost their sense of humour?

As Kurt Cobain said- "I'm heading to the sh*d, and I may be a while."
 
#9
Dont forget the absolutely hilarious, no, I mean, really really funny, tears-down-cheeks Pics of a big fat cat laying on its back with "I ll do the washing-up tomorrow"!

I cried.
Hmmmm...I'm not so bold as to out-and-out accuse you of porkie pie telling, buuuuut...
 
#10
A couple of years ago I was working on Tuvalu, a tiny Pacific atoll that had originally been part of the British colonial possessions called the Ellice Islands.

Ever read Tom Neales' book? I think I still have my copy here, somewhere. I really must dig it out and reread it sometime.
 
#18
A couple of years ago I was working on Tuvalu, a tiny Pacific atoll that had originally been part of the British colonial possessions called the Ellice Islands.

Ever read Tom Neales' book? I think I still have my copy here, somewhere. I really must dig it out and reread it sometime.
No, although I have heard of it.

I did read Maartin Trrost's "The Sex Lives of Cannibals" about his year on Kiribati, formerly known as the Gilbert Islands. Funny book.

I did 5 months there and it was a similar experience.
 
#19
[I checked a hoax site and this article is not listed as fact or fiction. It is well written, though.]

Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Orillia,
Ontario, said, "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against
another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of
every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus,
the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could
call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy, " and the
other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant called, "Iraq o'
Ribs."

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the
goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop there would be liquor store called,
"Morehammered."

All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the very same
tolerance they demand of us,
so their mosque issue would not be a problem
for others.

Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing
this on.
I would, unfortunately my tolerance for shit, unfunny chain letters preaching racial and religious division is pretty low - so I shan't.
 
#20
Here's the more reasoned version

[video=youtube;Oz267A6jhbw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz267A6jhbw[/video]
 

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