Tolerance

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    just had this sent to me, what do other people think.


    TOLERANCE

    I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Sydney .


    I think it should be the goal of every Australian to be tolerant.


    Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

    That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.

    We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."


    Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."


    Across the street there could be a lingerie store called " Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret, " with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

    Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge," its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."

    All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.


    If you agree with promoting tolerance, and you think this is a good plan, please pass it on...
     
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  2. Sounds like a plan..
     
  3. TOLERANCE

    I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Sydney .


    I think it should be the goal of every Australian to be tolerant.


    Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

    That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.

    We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."


    Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."


    Across the street there could be a lingerie store called " Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret, " with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

    Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge," its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."

    All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.


    If you agree with promoting tolerance, and you think this is a good plan, please pass it on...



    I've passed it on......................
     
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  4. Hit it on the head guys!
     
  5. You do know this rather weak unjoke is almost four years old don't you? You fucking gusset.
     
  6. The OP is older than his membership of this site, maybe it takes a long time to get to Sarf Iffryka.
     
  7. No, stuff all to do and all day to finish.