Can anyone remember all the witty things that used to be written on toilet walls? There's always the classic "Kilroy was here" and " want a w*nk ring Mandy" followed by a non existant phone number of course, but I mean some of the good ones. I rather like the one that started with you seeing a line of arrows going up the wall when you're having a slash. You follow the arrows up and there at last is the message. "You are now p*ssing on your shoes" Then one that I found to be very amusing was scribbled just above the bog roll. "Insert between legs and pull till end of brown line" The bogs in most London stations seemed to be full of these little gems. I've had many a crap at Waterloo while waiting for my connection and always managed to find something to chuckle about and now I wish I had written some down. Can hardly remember any now. Pity !!!! Haven't been in UK for a long time now. Is it still the same or is all now clean, PC and sterile in these unofficial libraries of common folks wisdom and wit?