Toilet seats

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by MSI64, Nov 19, 2005.

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  1. ok is it just me or does it take the same amount of energy to lift the seat as it does to put it down.So how come its always our energy that needs to be expended????
  2. Compromise and sit down to p*ss as well!
  3. It's not a problem at our house. I stand up to pee.
  4. No you don't!
  5. Want to fit a urinal in my place that could solve all the problems
  6. moved to the ARRSE Hole

  7. sitting down to swamp is a double bonus cos you can crack off a crafty while your there
  8. why not just get a motorised bog lid
  9. leave the seat down, p*ss all over it, then she won't moan so much when you leave it up in future :)
  10. Leave the seat down, p*ss in the sink, easy ;-)
  11. alternatively live your life in a constant "map of africa" state :D :D