toilet paper

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by phil245, Jan 14, 2011.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Andrex have produced a new Islamic toilet roll. It has a picture of a paki on every sheet and every time you wipe your arse, you get to colour him in.
  2. Not a sick joke. Just racist and unfunny!
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Get over yourself.
  4. I laughed!
  5. I liked the add that popped up at the bottom of the thread :- *

    Toilet Paper machinery
    Manufacturers of Production Lines Log-Cutters and Rewinders equipment
  6. I read it as rhyming slang for the Accies Nancy.

    It still fitted.

  7. I thought it was funny too. And if he had said Muslim instead of Paki would it still be racist?
  8. Eat my ass! It was a shit joke end of!
  9. well actually, if you used that toilet paper... wouldn't it be them eating your ass?
  10. End of?

    Who made you a moderator you jumped up cock blockage?
  11. Alright crack on but I'm not playing anymore
  12. Is it sponsored by the BNP?

    How do I know that it's a Paki that I'm definitely wiping my hoop on? Come to think about, I don't really care.
  13. Had to laugh in Debenhams the other day, A little lad went up to a pair of Black curtains on display and shouted... Mummy!!!
  14. It is racist which is one thing. It is also unfunny which is quite unforgiveable!
  15. No...then it would be religionist!