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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Ciggie, Nov 3, 2010.

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  1. O little town in Austria
    The newspaper article below is even funnier than the sign!




    Are the residents called Fuckers?

    And what about the Fucking neighborhood?

    What are the mothers called?

    What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?

    Where is the Fucking Post Office?

    Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?

    And the Fucking drivers!

    If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend .

    Is fishing allowed in the Fucking Lake ?

    We had a wonderful time at Fucking.

    We stayed in a Fucking chalet!

    Fucking needs government funding.

    Does anyone care about Fucking?











    Now, this one is really good! The sign says ' Bitte! Nicht so schnell', which in English translates to ' Please! Not so fast!


    Pronounced 'fooking'. The little hamlet of Fucking is named after the man who founded the village in the 6th century. His name? Focko.

    NOW YOU CAN FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE FUCKING TOWN.
     
  2. Oh shit....couldn't manage to get the whole thing down from my email, several pictures which make it rather good. Will post one onto another thread...sorry chaps.