Rose and Bob were married for seven years before he died of a heart attack. During that time they had six children. Not long after, Rose remarried and gave birth to five more children before her second husband died of a massive stroke. Six months later she married for a third and final time and had a further seven kids before her latest passed away of pneumonia. Alice died herself not long after that and the vicar stood over her coffin and said. " Alice was the most loving person and at last, they are together again." One member of the congregation said to his neighbouring mourner. "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The guy whispered back. " I think he's talking about her f****n' legs."