Toe Curling Threads

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bile_Spewer, Jul 2, 2013.

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  1. Does the reading of any threads on here induce an involuntary curling of the toes, an intake of breath and an uttered "You fucking critter, have you no shame"?

    Yesterday's pearler - incurred a slight dribble of bile and a yearning for kid's clothes shops not to sell t-shirts to overweight shouty men with bitch tits.

    The depression thread - induced a torrent of bile and a yearning for surgeons not to self female genitalia to overweight me, me, me, men with bitch tits.

    There was a cracker about 8 years ago where the user known as LittleJackHorner/SpunkeyMonkey started a confession thread - - as to why he masturbated in front of his son and his subsequent placing on the Sex Offender's Register.

    If you cunts do come up with any pearlers try and keep the noise down so as not to induce door-punching, sobbing, stampy-feet. pill-popping and alcohol abuse by those broken brains I casually referred to above.
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  2. You're just trying to get on the naughty step with me, aren't you?
  3. You still there?

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    Arrse exists for all - though the poster who tried to claim that parachuting was the apogee of military achievement and the ultimate test of courage thoroughly deserved an acid marinade. I'm trying to remember who that was...
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  5. B_S, I've a sneaky suspicion that this thread could well end up on your own list.
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  6. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    Wasn't he the bloke who claimed to be black but wasn't? What happened to him? He was funny.
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  7. I'm fully expecting a few wobbly visitors to this thread slipping on their spilt tramadol whilst valiantly trying to operate the keyboard.
  8. or the usual star-crossed lovers who want to be soppy-cunt enough for all of us

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    Fell in action during the Battle of Gibson's Dog.
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  10. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    Shame he hasn't rejoined under another user name to amuse us with his vitriol and bile
  11. Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    We can only hope that some such creature spews forth. Mike Golden needs a new hero.
  13. Porn threads, where confused men prove how straight they are by attempting to get each other off.
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  14. Wrong thread, you require The Depression Thread.
  15. Oh, sorry.

    But what if I'm not depressed (yet)?