Does the reading of any threads on here induce an involuntary curling of the toes, an intake of breath and an uttered "You fucking critter, have you no shame"? Yesterday's pearler - http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/200885-scrap-metal-collectors.html incurred a slight dribble of bile and a yearning for kid's clothes shops not to sell t-shirts to overweight shouty men with bitch tits. The depression thread - http://www.arrse.co.uk/health-fitness/195291-depression-other-mental-health-issues.html induced a torrent of bile and a yearning for surgeons not to self female genitalia to overweight me, me, me, men with bitch tits. There was a cracker about 8 years ago where the user known as LittleJackHorner/SpunkeyMonkey started a confession thread -http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/24612-target-will-fcuk-off-pub-when-hit.html - as to why he masturbated in front of his son and his subsequent placing on the Sex Offender's Register. If you cunts do come up with any pearlers try and keep the noise down so as not to induce door-punching, sobbing, stampy-feet. pill-popping and alcohol abuse by those broken brains I casually referred to above.