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Toe Curling Threads

#1
Does the reading of any threads on here induce an involuntary curling of the toes, an intake of breath and an uttered "You fucking critter, have you no shame"?

Yesterday's pearler - http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/200885-scrap-metal-collectors.html incurred a slight dribble of bile and a yearning for kid's clothes shops not to sell t-shirts to overweight shouty men with bitch tits.

The depression thread - http://www.arrse.co.uk/health-fitness/195291-depression-other-mental-health-issues.html induced a torrent of bile and a yearning for surgeons not to self female genitalia to overweight me, me, me, men with bitch tits.

There was a cracker about 8 years ago where the user known as LittleJackHorner/SpunkeyMonkey started a confession thread -http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/24612-target-will-fcuk-off-pub-when-hit.html - as to why he masturbated in front of his son and his subsequent placing on the Sex Offender's Register.

If you cunts do come up with any pearlers try and keep the noise down so as not to induce door-punching, sobbing, stampy-feet. pill-popping and alcohol abuse by those broken brains I casually referred to above.
 
#2
Does the reading of any threads on here induce an involuntary curling of the toes, an intake of breath and an uttered "You fucking critter, have you no shame"?

Yesterday's pearler - http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/200885-scrap-metal-collectors.html incurred a slight dribble of bile and a yearning for kid's clothes shops not to sell t-shirts to overweight shouty men with bitch tits.

The depression thread - http://www.arrse.co.uk/health-fitness/195291-depression-other-mental-health-issues.html induced a torrent of bile and a yearning for surgeons not to self female genitalia to overweight me, me, me, men with bitch tits.

There was a cracker about 6 years ago where the user known as LittleJackHorner/SpunkeyMonkey started a confession thread as to why he masturbated in front of his son and his subsequent placing on the Sex Offender's Register.

If you cunts do come up with any pearlers try and keep the noise down so as not to induce door-punching, sobbing, stampy-feet. pill-popping and alcohol abuse by those broken brains I casually referred to above.
You're just trying to get on the naughty step with me, aren't you?
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer
#4
Arrse exists for all - though the poster who tried to claim that parachuting was the apogee of military achievement and the ultimate test of courage thoroughly deserved an acid marinade. I'm trying to remember who that was...
 

Bouillabaisse

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
Arrse exists for all - though the poster who tried to claim that parachuting was the apogee of military achievement and the ultimate test of courage thoroughly deserved an acid marinade. I'm trying to remember who that was...
Wasn't he the bloke who claimed to be black but wasn't? What happened to him? He was funny.
 
#19
Contribution to such threads as this;

"Cock"
That's original - you dobber. Get that one off your boyfriend did you? I am in awe of your intellect, but in only how it's possible to function on a daily basis with such limitations.

Get back to pulling your REME powered train - watching you lot is like watching that human centipede film at times, all busy feeding of each other excrement and patting yourselves on the back while you do it.

Fucking gayers, and not in the good Jarrod way either
 
#20
Does the reading of any threads on here induce an involuntary curling of the toes, an intake of breath and an uttered "You fucking critter, have you no shame"?

Yesterday's pearler - http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/200885-scrap-metal-collectors.html incurred a slight dribble of bile and a yearning for kid's clothes shops not to sell t-shirts to overweight shouty men with bitch tits.

The depression thread - http://www.arrse.co.uk/health-fitness/195291-depression-other-mental-health-issues.html induced a torrent of bile and a yearning for surgeons not to self female genitalia to overweight me, me, me, men with bitch tits.

There was a cracker about 8 years ago where the user known as LittleJackHorner/SpunkeyMonkey started a confession thread -http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/24612-target-will-fcuk-off-pub-when-hit.html - as to why he masturbated in front of his son and his subsequent placing on the Sex Offender's Register.

If you cunts do come up with any pearlers try and keep the noise down so as not to induce door-punching, sobbing, stampy-feet. pill-popping and alcohol abuse by those broken brains I casually referred to above.

Fuck off you knob
 

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