Todger topiary

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That's humerous until you walk past it with young kids and they want to know what it's supposed to be. The bloke looks like a dick in the picture.
 
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Police said if he had not had trimmed the bush back, he would have been fined for a public order offence

I've known a few women who should have been charged with that, played hell with my bridge
 

BrunoNoMedals

LE
Kit Reviewer
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I thought this was going to be about pube-trimming techniques. Having recently recovered from an in-growing hair on my nudgers (funny after the "lumpy balls" scare had subsided), I figure I could do with some good advice!
 
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ah another nice easy target for the flat foots. Probably get points towards their targets too.
You can't really blame the police for this, someone complained to them about being offended and they had to act on the complaint.
 
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That's humerous until you walk past it with young kids and they want to know what it's supposed to be. The bloke looks like a dick in the picture.

Looks like a tower with 2 buildings to me, any other thoughts for the kids you understand.
 
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I hate to say it but I've got the same hat as that guy, but in a more fetching brown colour.
And until I shaved recently I also had the same type of peado beard.
 
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ah another nice easy target for the flat foots. Probably get points towards their targets too.
This activity only achieves points if 'burly cops' attend in a 'riot van' and the victim is quoted saying "They treated me like a criminal".
If none of the above happen it is merely doughnuts.
 
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Why is that hedge deemed offensive when a naked statue of Britney Spears giving birth is called 'art'?

I'm confused!!! :-?
 
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Nah but you know what i mean....you go to any art gallery and there'll be paintings and statues of blokes with tiny todgers wearing hats made of leaves, big blobby birds with dimpled arses and boy tits, and couples wrapped round each other like copulating octopusses...octopussies.....octopii....whatever. So when does a depiction of a rudey bit become an 'art form'??
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
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Statues of naked men is immoral and they should all be sledgehammered to oblivion.

Statues of nubile naked women, locked in a tender lezzer embrace, with or without strap ons, are works of art and should be openly encouraged and displayed.
 
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Nah but you know what i mean....you go to any art gallery and there'll be paintings and statues of blokes with tiny todgers wearing hats made of leaves, big blobby birds with dimpled arses and boy tits, and couples wrapped round each other like copulating octopusses...octopussies.....octopii....whatever. So when does a depiction of a rudey bit become an 'art form'??
You make me hot:hump:
 
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Doncha think the complainants need to get out more? Alternatively, they would be well advised to avoid Japan:



I think this guy had the right idea :- The flaming thunderbolt is the symbol of Drukpa Kunley’s path to nirvana. Kunley a 16th century Buddhist monk also known as the Divine Madman, spent his life enlightening young women with the Flaming Thunderbolt – his penis.

The Flaming Thunderbolt

As well as the sexual experience, Kunley would give advice on spiritual peace. He preached that sexual ecstasy and drunkenness were the best ways to transcend the illusion of the material world and become one with oneself. And in exchange for his spiritual blessings, all of the women were required to pay him in beer. “The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel.”
Sounds good to me! ;-)
 
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The person who sent this to me claims it to be Viagra's corporate offices in Toronto. Obviously the police there are not so narrow minded.
 
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