Todger topiary

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by msr, Oct 11, 2010.

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  1. msr

    msr LE

  2. That's humerous until you walk past it with young kids and they want to know what it's supposed to be. The bloke looks like a dick in the picture.
  3. Police said if he had not had trimmed the bush back, he would have been fined for a public order offence

    I've known a few women who should have been charged with that, played hell with my bridge
  4. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    ah another nice easy target for the flat foots. Probably get points towards their targets too.
  5. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    I thought this was going to be about pube-trimming techniques. Having recently recovered from an in-growing hair on my nudgers (funny after the "lumpy balls" scare had subsided), I figure I could do with some good advice!
  6. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Here ya go:
  7. You can't really blame the police for this, someone complained to them about being offended and they had to act on the complaint.

  8. Looks like a tower with 2 buildings to me, any other thoughts for the kids you understand.
  9. You need to watch more porn!
  10. I hate to say it but I've got the same hat as that guy, but in a more fetching brown colour.
    And until I shaved recently I also had the same type of peado beard.
  11. This activity only achieves points if 'burly cops' attend in a 'riot van' and the victim is quoted saying "They treated me like a criminal".
    If none of the above happen it is merely doughnuts.
  12. Why is that hedge deemed offensive when a naked statue of Britney Spears giving birth is called 'art'?

    I'm confused!!! :-?
  13. Nah but you know what i go to any art gallery and there'll be paintings and statues of blokes with tiny todgers wearing hats made of leaves, big blobby birds with dimpled arses and boy tits, and couples wrapped round each other like copulating octopusses...octopussies.....octopii....whatever. So when does a depiction of a rudey bit become an 'art form'??
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Statues of naked men is immoral and they should all be sledgehammered to oblivion.

    Statues of nubile naked women, locked in a tender lezzer embrace, with or without strap ons, are works of art and should be openly encouraged and displayed.