Toddler buys earthmover

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  1. Poor kid, buys a digger and mum gives it back! What a spoilsport!

    I hope Mum bought a little digger for the ankle-biter!
  2. It's not every day a three year old makes the earth move for you is it?
  3. It used to happen all the time if you were an Irish priest
  4. No wonder her mum was upset,----- fancy buying an Aussie for a New Zealander!!
  5. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Anybody catch that want-ads clip from The News Quiz on BBC R4 the other week - from the Yorkshire Post lonely hearts section?

    "Woman, 35 seeks man 45-55. Must be well spoken, well dressed and have access to a bulldozder"

    If I wasnt already married alive, I would have responded.