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Toddler buys earthmover

Markintime said:
CCF_CI said:
Poor kid, buys a digger and mum gives it back! What a spoilsport!

I hope Mum bought a little digger for the ankle-biter!
It's not every day a three year old makes the earth move for you is it?
It used to happen all the time if you were an Irish priest


Book Reviewer
Anybody catch that want-ads clip from The News Quiz on BBC R4 the other week - from the Yorkshire Post lonely hearts section?

"Woman, 35 seeks man 45-55. Must be well spoken, well dressed and have access to a bulldozder"

If I wasnt already married alive, I would have responded.

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