Today's top tip.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Oct 15, 2010.

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  1. When you tell your wife that you are taking her out for lunch,don't be surprised if she gets the pig when you stop at a layby caravan on the A259 for bacon and egg banjos,two mugs of Nato standard and half a Kitkat.
    I have a feeling I am going to suffer for this.
  2. Vanman you are a romantic fool and ruin it for the rest of us by spoiling your woman. If this gets out next time I go for a meal at a layby cafe not only will the girlfriend want to get out of the car, she will be demanding food and a NATO standard for herself. Cheers!!!
  3. wimmin, ''looks up at the sky, makes loud tuting sound'' never happy are they ?
  4. The best tip I got as a deliveryboy many years ago was Don't plant tomatoes in the wintertime.