Todays top tip

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Jan 29, 2009.

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  1. When vacuum cleaning around your wood burning stove,do not let embers get into the dust bag.This will smoulder for a few hours,before igniting the wood shavings inside the bag,and setting fire to the vacuum cleaner.

    PS : How do I get rid of the smell of burnt plastic?
  2. I think parsley is meant to be good for that, isn't it?
  3. Chop your nose off. And don't make that mistake again, I' surprised they didn't ignite straight away!
  4. Firstlt,why are you hoovering,isn't that a white goods department?

    Can you smell smoke??
  5. quickly before she gets home..
  6. Go to the pub, drink beer till you are unable to smell anything, wobble home via kabab shop.

    In the morning any burnt plastic smell will be overpowered by the smell of kebab, vomit and your own beery body odour.
  7. Jeyes Fluid. Gets rif of EVERYTHING !!!!!!!