Todays Psalm

If it's been done already, apologies.

let us pray....

Gordon Brown is my shepherd, I shall not work.
He leadeth me beside still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Conservative party.
He guideth me down the path of unemployment.
Yea, though I wait for my dole,
I own the bank that refuseth me.
Brown has annointed my income with taxes.
My expenses runneth over my income.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of his term.
From hence forth we will live all the days of our lives in a rented home with an overseas landlord.
I am glad I am British,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog, and Brown was a tree.


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