Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by maguire, Jul 25, 2009.

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  1. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    I spent today not wearing any pants.

    can anyone beat that?
  2. H3

    H3 LE

    Ok I'll go first ......... Today I walked out the garden with just my socks on but I got caught by my next door neighbor who's in her 60's but slightly hot with it .
  3. Yup, not only did I spend the day with no pants on, I also shaved my pubes off with the bathroom window open to look up and see the next door neighbour (A quite nice teacher in her 40's) watching me intently from her back bedroom window.....nothing came of it though, becuase I think she was more "Rabbit in the headlights" than peeping Thomasina as i'm as ugly as the back of a bus smashed in.....
  4. Well okay then matey boy. I didn’t get dressed at all today except for a dressing gown. Radical or what?
  5. Ive spent almost all of the last week naked and drunk.
    In salford

    Admittedly mostly inside
  6. What's 'getting dressed'?
  7. A whole week (almost) in Salford?
    Explains why you would want to be drunk, but we didn't you leave? You had a whole week to escape!
  8. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    I was walking around in Thailand with no pants on all week, but that is in itself quite unremarkable.
  9. Jagman
    Im sadly tied to a house and someone had stolen my clothes
  10. I spose you have to be drunk to live in Salford though, its a toilet :D
  11. I could say that this is a nice bit
    But Id be lying
    Cheap though and theres always a laugh to be had watching psychotic Eastern Europeans stab each other.
  12. I spent the day not wearing the wife's pants.

    OK, it's not MDN but at least someone's trying to fill the void...
  13. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    I've nearly followed through today twice.

    and I'm still not wearing any pants.

    * living on the edge *
  14. Are you hard yet? :D
  15. I've spent most of the day knocking one out into Maguires pants.