today i was called

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  1. an "ignorant bast*rd" by a charming woman who is in the process of applying to join the police. I expressed my feelings towards her failing to achieve level 5.4 on a 15m bleep test. I was naturally very subtle with my disapproval.

    I think the clincher for her was when i said that at a fearsome 5"2 she would "wobble about"... this is apparently "extremely rude" as she is a female? - never understood that breed anyway so i wont be reading too much into it.

    I was actually quite amused with "I may be 5ft 2 but the assumption that I would "wobble" anywhere is extremely rude and I am female actually."

    An "ignorant bast*rd".... can anyone beat that today?
  2. No can't beat it... But if she can't get to level 5.4 on the Bleep test, then that is pretty p1ss poor and deserved the expressing of your feelings... Subtle or not.
  3. Bet she gets in. She'll prolly take some young white guys spot who is far more capable to fill the quotas. Gotta love society.
  4. I was called "a really nice guy" which is odd because the truth of the matter is that I am indeed - an ignorant b*stard

    she'll learn
  5. My future boss told me , today in as many words that he doesn't think I'm up to the job and he has told the CO as much. F'kin thanks a bunch m8!! The next 2 years are going to be a barrel of laughs!!
  6. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    Well by my reckoning, prove him wrong in month one, and its onward and upward for the remaining 23 months?
  7. a wnaker, I got my incompetant boss sacked today!!
  8. An ex mrs hussar once called me an "alcoholic male tart"
    That stung, me being the sensitive type.
  9. A lazy self centred b*stard who should think of other peoples feelings before making sly comments. I then reminded her that not only was she "An irritating incompetent b£stard but she was also ugly and stank of BO" Thats gonna hurt in the morning
  10. Sir!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. a selfish fatherless , not fair really as i have nothing against small fish that live in shells!
  12. I got called a 'player' last week and that I am 'out to get whatever I can'.

    Err, they may have been right.... :oops:
  13. 5.4 on a bleep test. Surely a dead person could achieve 5.4 on a bleep test. She needs battering...
  14. CNUT,its great being married is'nt it :? :? :? :?
  15. Are you sure she wasn't asking a question? :wink: