today i was called

#1
an "ignorant bast*rd" by a charming woman who is in the process of applying to join the police. I expressed my feelings towards her failing to achieve level 5.4 on a 15m bleep test. I was naturally very subtle with my disapproval.

I think the clincher for her was when i said that at a fearsome 5"2 she would "wobble about"... this is apparently "extremely rude" as she is a female? - never understood that breed anyway so i wont be reading too much into it.

I was actually quite amused with "I may be 5ft 2 but the assumption that I would "wobble" anywhere is extremely rude and I am female actually."


An "ignorant bast*rd".... can anyone beat that today?
 
#2
No can't beat it... But if she can't get to level 5.4 on the Bleep test, then that is pretty p1ss poor and deserved the expressing of your feelings... Subtle or not.
 
#3
Bet she gets in. She'll prolly take some young white guys spot who is far more capable to fill the quotas. Gotta love society.
 
#4
I was called "a really nice guy" which is odd because the truth of the matter is that I am indeed - an ignorant b*stard

she'll learn
 
#5
My future boss told me , today in as many words that he doesn't think I'm up to the job and he has told the CO as much. F'kin thanks a bunch m8!! The next 2 years are going to be a barrel of laughs!!
 

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#6
devexwarrior said:
My future boss told me , today in as many words that he doesn't think I'm up to the job and he has told the CO as much. F'kin thanks a bunch m8!! The next 2 years are going to be a barrel of laughs!!

Well by my reckoning, prove him wrong in month one, and its onward and upward for the remaining 23 months?
 
#8
An ex mrs hussar once called me an "alcoholic male tart"
That stung, me being the sensitive type.
 
#9
A lazy self centred b*stard who should think of other peoples feelings before making sly comments. I then reminded her that not only was she "An irritating incompetent b£stard but she was also ugly and stank of BO" Thats gonna hurt in the morning
 
#11
a selfish fatherless , not fair really as i have nothing against small fish that live in shells!
 
#12
I got called a 'player' last week and that I am 'out to get whatever I can'.

Err, they may have been right.... :oops:
 
#14
CNUT,its great being married is'nt it :? :? :? :?
 
#16
thunder-thighs, hippo-hips, fatty, smelly (he accused ME of farting this morning, when it was him and he didn't realise - he was half asleep.... feckwit), spotty, blotchy, fat-@rse

... oh the list is endless.
 
#17
shrew said:
thunder-thighs, hippo-hips, fatty, smelly (he accused ME of farting this morning, when it was him and he didn't realise - he was half asleep.... feckwit), spotty, blotchy, fat-@rse

... oh the list is endless.
And to think, some people say romance is dead!
 
#18
no1cares

Sir!!!!!!!!!!!
You were either trying to gain entry into a RAF camp and they mistook you for someone else or you are dreaming again son.
 
#19
biohazardboots said:
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
CNUT,its great being married is'nt it :? :? :? :?
Are you sure she wasn't asking a question? :wink:
I never thought of that :D :D :D :D
 
#20
doomandgloom said:
5.4 on a bleep test. Surely a dead person could achieve 5.4 on a bleep test. She needs battering...
Too right-my father in law reached 5 point several and that is 6 weeks after quintruple bypass surgery-oh yes and he's 65 and they wouldn't let him break into a run!!
 

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