Today, i have done....feck all...

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  1. After a half decent sesh last night, i woke up this morning with little to no hangover. Bonus eh? And do you know what ive done with myself?
    I didnt go to the army/navy. I didnt get on the beer again. I didnt get it on with some scrummy bit of crumpet..
    I sat in bed, all fecking day, and had 4 wanks and 5 bottles of lucozade. Thats it. Another day of absolute nothing. At age 23...whats wrong with me Arrse?

    Ive been contemplating taking a dump for about 4 hours now, and im busting for a lag, so i think im going to have to get up in a minute. Its pay weekend too!
    Somebody help me, advice and guidance to lead a better life as a disgruntled squaddie!
  2. Fancy tooling up and going to get a DVD ?? Badoom tish ! :D
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    Me and the lads are going with you Reni.

    KC, you lazy wanker, you have done less than me, and I'm ill!
  4. Sluggy, are you a girly? I've been wondering for ages!
  5. Do your research sweetcheeks.

    It's not like there are a trillion photos of me in the gallery.

    Gosh, you'll go far. :roll:
  6. No.
  7. Shush! :p Never really looked in the gallery tbh, always found it easier to just ask...
  8. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    I've done feck all for days... I was up till 5 playing Stalker on the pc this morning, and back on it by one this afternoon... thank god I'm getting out of the house tomorrow with a trip to the seaside.
  9. How interesting. :roll:
  10. Lets go then Reni, eta your gaff 25 minutes. So long as its not Dirty Dancing...
    Or gay porn.

    Anything else is fine, and can we get pizza on the way back?