Today, i have done....feck all...

#1
After a half decent sesh last night, i woke up this morning with little to no hangover. Bonus eh? And do you know what ive done with myself?
I didnt go to the army/navy. I didnt get on the beer again. I didnt get it on with some scrummy bit of crumpet..
I sat in bed, all fecking day, and had 4 wanks and 5 bottles of lucozade. Thats it. Another day of absolute nothing. At age 23...whats wrong with me Arrse?

Ive been contemplating taking a dump for about 4 hours now, and im busting for a lag, so i think im going to have to get up in a minute. Its pay weekend too!
Somebody help me, advice and guidance to lead a better life as a disgruntled squaddie!
 
#3
reni_77 said:
Fancy tooling up and going to get a DVD ?? Badoom tish ! :D


Me and the lads are going with you Reni.

KC, you lazy wanker, you have done less than me, and I'm ill!
 
#5
JWRRC318 said:
Sluggy, are you a girly? I've been wondering for ages!
Do your research sweetcheeks.

It's not like there are a trillion photos of me in the gallery.

Gosh, you'll go far. :roll:
 

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#8
I've done feck all for days... I was up till 5 playing Stalker on the pc this morning, and back on it by one this afternoon... thank god I'm getting out of the house tomorrow with a trip to the seaside.
 
#9
JWRRC318 said:
The_Snail said:
JWRRC318 said:
Sluggy, are you a girly? I've been wondering for ages!
Do your research sweetcheeks.

It's not like there are a trillion photos of me in the gallery.

Gosh, you'll go far. :roll:
Shush! :p Never really looked in the gallery tbh, always found it easier to just ask...
How interesting. :roll:
 

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