After a half decent sesh last night, i woke up this morning with little to no hangover. Bonus eh? And do you know what ive done with myself? I didnt go to the army/navy. I didnt get on the beer again. I didnt get it on with some scrummy bit of crumpet.. I sat in bed, all fecking day, and had 4 wanks and 5 bottles of lucozade. Thats it. Another day of absolute nothing. At age 23...whats wrong with me Arrse? Ive been contemplating taking a dump for about 4 hours now, and im busting for a lag, so i think im going to have to get up in a minute. Its pay weekend too! Somebody help me, advice and guidance to lead a better life as a disgruntled squaddie!