Today I found

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by yater_spoon, Sep 20, 2006.

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  1. A fecking hedgehog hibernating in my sons built in wardrobe under a pile of hotwheels track. I shit you not
    What I want to know is how the fuck did it manage to get into the house and up the stairs?
     
  2. Do you live in a detatched or semi or what?
     
  3. semi detached
     
  4. It's a SAS Hedgehog. Stick it on Ebay.
     
  5. Check for holes! We had a problem with mice once upon a yonder ago. turns out next door had the problem "last winter".

    Fcuk wits!
     
  6. Also ask the young sprog. He may have wanted a spikey pet.
     
  7. Have you turfed it out or given it a home for the long, cold winter?
     
  8. Nail it to the back door they make a handy muddy boot scraper.