today i c ant stops saying

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sirbhp, Feb 13, 2012.

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  1. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    "SODDING" now i notice that i have been writing it a lot as well ... do you have days like this ? It all started when the drawer from a bathroom unit feel on my sodding foot to.. there you go i dun it again .
  2. I say cunt a lot, this normally coincides with me reading your posts. Cunt!
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  3. Today, I couldn't stop saying 'absolutely fucking threaders with this shit'. In fact, I haven't been able to stop saying that for the past 2 months. Funny that...
  4. I cant seem to stop saying Mammories, or tits.
  5. But thats maybe normal. Or what.
  6. Your face looks like a shoe that has been farted in. End of message.
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  7. Today I have mostly been saying: "I am abolutely fed up with the fucking amateur bullshit that these Bottom feeding oxygen thieving cunts of civil servants keep spouting." Or a variation of.

    Oh and: "If that cunt in charge of the project team asks for any more data, with a trite "I know you're busy, but I must have it by this afternoon", I am going to get in the car and drive down there and peel his pasty useless face with a dinner fork and wear it for a jockstrap". Except I only said it once because my boss made me cup of tea and gave me a cake. and that made me calm down a bit.
  8. fuck you , fuking silly fucker, fuck me, couldn't give a fuck, and the top key word FUCK UM,,,,
  9. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    still coming in here with an empty brain you bow legged son of a twopenny strumpet .
    I wouldn't mind but you don't have the fucking intellect for decent banter just puerile abuse . go fucking die an give the rest of us a break will you . In a caring way of course .
  10. I can't stop saying mudbutton.
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  11. Mudbutton. It rolls off the tongue.
  12. Noticed any signs of the onset of Dementia in your twilight years yet Sir?
    In a care in the community way of course.

    Nurse! He's out again.
  13. On the plus side, I haven't said 'grassy flange' for a while.

    Every cloud and all that.
  14. Just remember that every silver lining still has a shitty cloud wrapped around it...
  15. I can't help it.