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today i c ant stops saying

sirbhp

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
"SODDING" now i notice that i have been writing it a lot as well ... do you have days like this ? It all started when the drawer from a bathroom unit feel on my sodding foot to.. there you go i dun it again .
 
#3
Today, I couldn't stop saying 'absolutely fucking threaders with this shit'. In fact, I haven't been able to stop saying that for the past 2 months. Funny that...
 
#7
Today I have mostly been saying: "I am abolutely fed up with the fucking amateur bullshit that these Bottom feeding oxygen thieving cunts of civil servants keep spouting." Or a variation of.

Oh and: "If that cunt in charge of the project team asks for any more data, with a trite "I know you're busy, but I must have it by this afternoon", I am going to get in the car and drive down there and peel his pasty useless face with a dinner fork and wear it for a jockstrap". Except I only said it once because my boss made me cup of tea and gave me a cake. and that made me calm down a bit.
 

sirbhp

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
I say cunt a lot, this normally coincides with me reading your posts. Cunt!
still coming in here with an empty brain you bow legged son of a twopenny strumpet .
I wouldn't mind but you don't have the fucking intellect for decent banter just puerile abuse . go fucking die an give the rest of us a break will you . In a caring way of course .
 
#12
still coming in here with an empty brain you bow legged son of a twopenny strumpet .
I wouldn't mind but you don't have the fucking intellect for decent banter just puerile abuse . go fucking die an give the rest of us a break will you . In a caring way of course .
Noticed any signs of the onset of Dementia in your twilight years yet Sir?
In a care in the community way of course.

Nurse! He's out again.
 
#16
grassy flange? what's that? is it when a plumber's bag breaks between the van and the house ... and the parts spill on the recently mowed garden? just a run under the tap should see off those grass cuttings. then dry with a j-cloth.
Technique: i dont know if you then know how to handle a wet grassy flange but it responds best to slow strokes up and down, get at least one finger inside it, when you are getting somewhere you can pick up the pace. It'll respond well to that.
Shit on a stick! That's where I've been going wrong.

You Sir, are indeed the Flangemeister.
 

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