Today I bought...................

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  1. Today I bought the wife a Khukri.

    Does anyone have any ideas of where to hide the body? :?
     
  2. A new sense of humour.

    I had to; the Original one failed.
     
  3. A rampant rabbit! The wife had wore her old one out, what with all the delicious ramrod action up the ass she used to give me!
     
  4. In the arrsehole?
     
  5. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Quicklime, rope, a waterproof sheet, a shovel and petrol. Now; all I need is the toy!