Three newly wedded couples all in the same hotel, the grooms get talking in the bar prior to their first wedding night.

First bloke says "I reckon I'll have sex more times than you two tonight"
Second bloke says "no way"
Third bloke says " Ok, lets have a bet and we will let each other know our scores, by how many slices of toast we order at breakfast in the morning"
They all agree and go to their rooms
Next morning in the breakfast room,
first bloke orders his breakfast "full english and two slices of toast please"
Second bloke orders his breakfast "full english and four slices of toast please"
Third bloke orders his breakfast and in a loud boastful voice says "full english and six slices of toast please and make one of those brown"

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