The LADIES Toast! Speech Jokes etc - Off Topic - Talk Stuff
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; Half discovered, half wild, with bushland around the fertile deltas
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France: Gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain: With a glorious and distinguished history
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia: Half destroyed during the war, and in need of major renovation
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia: Very wide, with a frigid climate that keeps visitors away
After 70, she becomes Tibet: Only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge are interested in visiting there.
After 80 she becomes like Afghanistan, everybody knows where it is but no one wants to go there.
