To rob or not to rob?

#1
See you chaps in 5 years, i'v spent my wages on whores and alcohol. so my next stop is jumping over the counter robbing some vodka and fags.. surely they wont recognise me in a balaclava.
 
#2
#6
Big_Rod, you were bemoaning the lack of proper NAAFI Bar action on another thread and here you are whining when someone picks on you. And twice you've instantly flashed, which marks you out as a bit of a throbber, innit.
 
#8
There we go, relax, feels much better now doesn't it?
 
#11
Why would someone with such authority even consider robbing a corner shop?
Are you actually a Lollipop Lady from Manchester? maybe a dining room monitor at a primary school? a trolley collector at Aldi's? or do you collect the empty glasses at Witherspoons?
 
#12
Why would someone with such authority even consider robbing a corner shop?
Are you actually a Lollipop Lady from Manchester? maybe a dining room monitor at a primary school? a trolley collector at Aldi's? or do you collect the empty glasses at Witherspoons?
Knobber. you obviously do no wrong.

Go back to the stores you jumper handing cunt.
 
#13
Classroom assistant?

Could you amend the thread title to read "To throb or not to throb" as you are undoubtedly this weeks biggest throbber.
 
#14
This week? :)
 
#16
Not classroom assistant. I'm thinking traffic warden, hence the authority.
 
#17
Rob, do everyone a favour here and go play outside with the other boys.
Your dad just rang to say he wants the internet back, so he can look at more one-legged, dwarf on Wolfhound porn. Your mam just doesn't do it for him anymore. Not since he caught her going down on a crack whore in their bedroom.
 

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#18
.. surely they wont recognise me in a balaclava.
Probably not, but it won't stop the plod filling you with lead either.
 
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