To our German allies...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by DR.NUMBERS, Sep 7, 2011.

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  1. Could one of you hook me up with, or point me in the direction of, a:

    "Opa kam nie so weit nach Osten" (Grandad never got this far East)

    and/or

    "Du Sollst Nicht Stehlen..." (Thou shall not steal)

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    Tshirt? They seem pretty hard to find, probably because the PC brigade got wind of them.
    Truly consummate examples of squaddie humor.
     
  2. Is this you having bathies?
     

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  3. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    The National Society of Deutsche Affronted Politicians seem to have spat the dummy:

    Shirtblog » Du sollst nicht stehlen
    "Was nicht wirklich überrascht: den deutschen Soldaten wurde das Tragen dieser Shirts verboten, der Verkauf im Lager wurde gestoppt und vielleicht an der Produktion beteiligten deutschen Soldaten wurden disziplinarische Maßnahmen angekündigt."

    Nothing to stop them being made here though...
     
  4. There really is no reasonable expectation of privacy anymore is there?
     
  5. No indeed. And is this what you did to Po Land?
     

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  6. Good to see the boxheads can be as tasteless as us. Wonder if the Bundesheer has a website called 'ARSCh'?
     
  7. Bet his pipe really fucking flared up one the stench hit the coals, enuf to singe his Adolf tache off
     
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  8. Never mind that, wait untill the Spiess sees the bits of turd klinging to the wheels of his spurs at Morgenappell! He'll have his fucking Darm for Strumfbaender if I'm not mistaken.........