To Let:  Penthouse flat in central Bagdhad

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  1. Located in the presteige Carrington House development, this top floor batchelor  penhouse flat has aircon, jacuzzi, plunge pool and Multigym with CV equipment and sauna.  

    3 double bedrooms ensuite plus master bedroom with sunken bath, plasma screen etc.  Decor by Ralph Lauren.

    ISDN access vith VSAT backup and T1 eth in all rooms.  Standby generator with 2 months fuel.  Secure parking for 4 SUVs, select neigbourhood.

    Two minutes walk from proposed locations for O'Neills, Hardrock, Elbow Rooms, Sticky Carpets franchise  and Cotswold Camping.  Four minutes from proposed Harley main dealership.


    Would suit SF,  CIMIC or novellist seeking peace and tranquility.

    Owner away in US on business, but contactable by e mail.  Offers - will exchange for timeshare in Florida or Portaferry.

    Stop press
    400 free yellow MRE's to anyone securing rental before 14 April.
     
  2. Does it come with a large sunroof open to the stars? Has the garden been extensively been re-landscaped recently courtesy of the USAF?
     
  3. Hmmm, depends on the price m8, there's been a housing explosion in Baghdad recently and property is rocketing  ;D
     
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