To go to the wedding or not.

#1
need some serious advice and thought this might be the best place. although does not directly involve my missus.

Got the missus sisters wedding next weekend, but ive made the decision not to go due to the fact that the stag party was the other weekend and almost everyone else in the family was invited apart from me.
Not been part of the family for very long but still felt a member of the family and thought i would have been involved in this.

Am i wrong for standing my ground?
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#2
No. Show them that you're better than that and rock up.

It'd only be fuel for a mother to daughter "he's not good enough for you" chat anyhow.

It's also you're gfs Sisters fellas decision who went, and nothing to do with the family directly.
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#3
Oh, get leathered and kick his cnut in at the reception if you want to though.....that's the law.....I read it somewhere.
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#5
No worries. There's also bound to be a camera, so it'll be on youtube before the night is over :D
 
#7
While your man's giving his little speech, sidle up and give his new missus one from behind. But remember to keep a very nonchalant expression on yer grid during the proceedings.

MsG
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#8
Bugsy said:
While your man's giving his little speech, sidle up and give his new missus one from behind. But remember to keep a very nonchalant expression on yer grid during the proceedings.

MsG
Sound advice!

OR......ring the venue where the wedding is to be held (church or whatever) and pretend to be the bloke, or his Dad. Claim that the 2 have split up for some reason (he's gay will do) and cancel the wedding.

Then, when everyone rocks up and it's all cancelled whisper to him "I hope I get an invite to the stag do for the next wedding".
 

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#12
If you reall want to throw a spanner in the works, find out when and where their banns of marriage are being read out (assuming it is a CofE wedding), go to the church on the day of the banns and say one of them is already married to someone else or that they are closely related. The wedding then cannot take place by law until you are proved wrong which obviously might take a little while.
 
#17
It was only the Stag Night.

That is generally put together of friends and family of the groom by the Bestman.... on behalf of the groom.

Maybe the BM doesn't like you?

Go to the wedding enjoy, and be the party animal.... so the groom and bestman think... fcuk, should have invited him.







Then shag the bride up the arrse, whilst eating her bouquet. That will look good as she throws it to the brides maids, then shag the catcher.
 
#18
PrinceAlbert said:
Oh, get leathered and kick his cnut in at the reception if you want to though.....that's the law.....I read it somewhere.
hear, hear

no sorry i meant ear, ear
as in tear the cunts off & make a nice necklace for a wedding pressie
that'll fookin learn 'em