To drink or not to drink....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BBear, Jan 10, 2006.

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  1. BBear

    BBear LE Reviewer

    Its late, i'm very bored and i did a very naughty deed on friday.

    Should i just live with it, the shame, the guilt, the horror of it all.... :oops:

    Or should i get wnakered? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: utterly blitzed, in other words? :oops:

    Or any other ideas? :?: :idea:
  2. What was this deed pray tell?
  3. Tell everyone. Admit loudly.

    Then drink
  4. BBear

    BBear LE Reviewer

    Something rather naughty indeed.

    Now, choice - wifebeater, Jack or glen moray
  5. Drink, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes little problems.
  6. Can't have been THAT bad, surely?

    Same sex? partner of friend? subordinate? all three?
  7. glen moray
    you'll wake up tomz feeling utterly miserable, your throat will have packed it's bags and left and you'll feel that in some way you've made up for your naughty deed... now what was it, TELL :twisted:
  8. BBear

    BBear LE Reviewer

    Glen it is.


    On lash, being driven home - in the back with my mates girl, and my girlfriend. Start pulling over me (im in middle) and I have wandering hands...

    wouldnt have been so bad if A) It was a mates bird, which shows how much id had to drink, and B) he wasnt sitting in the front seat.

    8 shots in pint of coke. Fair few of these should do it! :twisted:
  9. if you were my mate you'd need that glen as a painkiller and hope it took down the swelling in your eye... hope you weren't too drunk to compare what you're missing to your girl :p
  10. I'd just go to bed.....that doesn't deserve a dram

    Here's me thinking something worthy of Morse had happened! Oh well
  11. BBear

    BBear LE Reviewer

    Thats the thing, he didnt mention it at all - just *?*

    Bizarrely, she was much more upset that she didnt get a play
  12. Me. I would have kicked the sh1t out of you but hey you got away with it so you live to fight another day. Well done.
  13. Who knows, the answer to it all may well be in the bottom of that bottle. Go on - have a really good look in lots of bottles.
    P.S Do you have her phone number - she sounds like she's up for it !!!!!
  14. BBear

    BBear LE Reviewer

    He He He... maybe
  15. Bloody hell, Is that it?

    Not only have you managed to avoid a vicious beating, but it's not that bigger deal.

    I've shagged creatures that have made me get so drunk weeks have disappeared.

    Thought you'd done something along those lines....