To do or not do do?

#1
This is not a Wah but a request for help!
OK mates.
I am in quandary and feel that maybe I could do with a bit of advice. I am dating two girls, sisters, they both know because sometimes I take them both out at the same time.
They are very close.
One is very, very interesting to talk to, very intelligent and is very good company. The other one is very, very attractive and I fancy her physicaly like crazy. I am getting vibes back from both but I do not want to upset either one by choosing, i.e. by declaring my main interest, cos I cant!
As I am not so worldly wise as other members on this site, I would like to ask, what would you do in my situation?
A little bit more info. I am 65, one girl is 27 and the other is 25.
I think the replies to this post will be interesting! :D
 
#2
bjw824 said:
This is not a Wah but a request for help!
OK mates.
I am in quandary and feel that maybe I could do with a bit of advice. I am dating two girls, sisters, they both know because sometimes I take them both out at the same time.
They are very close.
One is very, very interesting to talk to, very intelligent and is very good company. The other one is very, very attractive and I fancy her physicaly like crazy. I am getting vibes back from both but I do not want to upset either one by choosing, i.e. by declaring my main interest, cos I cant!
As I am not so worldly wise as other members on this site, I would like to ask, what would you do in my situation?
A little bit more info. I am 65, one girl is 27 and the other is 25.
I think the replies to this post will be interesting! :D
lets takle your first problem.. WTF is BJ...w824.

WAH...!!!
 
#3
So whats the prognosis, how long do you have to live?
 
#5
pvtePile said:
sandman stop following me around !!!
Don't fight it, you know you want me.
 
#6
bjw824 said:
This is not a Wah but a request for help!
OK mates.
I am in quandary and feel that maybe I could do with a bit of advice. I am dating two girls, sisters, they both know because sometimes I take them both out at the same time.
They are very close.
One is very, very interesting to talk to, very intelligent and is very good company. The other one is very, very attractive and I fancy her physicaly like crazy. I am getting vibes back from both but I do not want to upset either one by choosing, i.e. by declaring my main interest, cos I cant!
As I am not so worldly wise as other members on this site, I would like to ask, what would you do in my situation?
A little bit more info. I am 65, one girl is 27 and the other is 25.
I think the replies to this post will be interesting! :D

do or do not there is no try

 
#10
FAO Pte Pile
BJW are my initials and 824 are my last three, given to me by HM before you were born I think :D
FAO OF
I hope I have a long way to go yet. Everything still works and I can still run a mile in under 10 minutes!
FAO Sandman
See above, but I want to keep going whilst I still have full control of all my faculties, if you know what I mean 8)
FAO NT
In a manner of speaking, I do not want to rock the boat. I have known them both for a long time and I want to keep the relationship with both.
Now, is there any lads (or lasses) out there that knows more about the female pysche than I do, that can give me advice so that I can get in on with one , without breaking the friendship of the other, or is this mission impossible?
Please bear in mind that I am not ex Para or SAS, merely a humble former AFG1098 REME clerk and I only saw action in BAOR
 
#11
bjw824 said:
Now, is there any lads (or lasses) out there that knows more about the female pysche than I do, that can give me advice so that I can get in on with one , without breaking the friendship of the other, or is this mission impossible?
If you haven't got it figured out after 65 years, I don't think there's much hope.... for any of us. Let us know how you get on.
:wink:
 
#12
Listen attentively to the conversationalist gal whist shagging t,other insensible, then, roll off and croak, result? no more problems.
 
#13
Fair play to you mate, good luck, but If you need a super sub nearer thier age give me a PM, a majority of arrssers are clearly only jealous, Id shake your hand anyday.....
 
#14
CDH, I don't think we will ever fully understand the female species, but it is good fun trying! :D
RGDY, good plan, good plan :wink:
B&T, I am willing to negotiate regarding to whom I will bequeath my phone book. :twisted:
STOKEY, Thanks for the sentiment mate but if I remember rightly didn't Bill Wyman get his fingers rather badly burnt at one time? :(
 
#16
bjw824 said:
Please bear in mind that I am not ex Para or SAS, merely a humble former AFG1098 REME clerk and I only saw action in BAOR
So what? Tell them you were.
 
#17
bjw824 said:
This is not a Wah but a request for help!
OK mates.
I am in quandary and feel that maybe I could do with a bit of advice. I am dating two girls, sisters, they both know because sometimes I take them both out at the same time.
They are very close.
One is very, very interesting to talk to, very intelligent and is very good company. The other one is very, very attractive and I fancy her physicaly like crazy. I am getting vibes back from both but I do not want to upset either one by choosing, i.e. by declaring my main interest, cos I cant!
As I am not so worldly wise as other members on this site, I would like to ask, what would you do in my situation?
A little bit more info. I am 65, one girl is 27 and the other is 25.
I think the replies to this post will be interesting! :D
got to be a wind up! :wink:
 
#18
bjw824 said:
STOKEY, Thanks for the sentiment mate but if I remember rightly didn't Bill Wyman get his fingers rather badly burnt at one time? :(
I resent that remark. The allegations were never proven.
:oops:
 
#19
bjw824 said:
This is not a Wah but a request for help!
OK mates.
I am in quandary and feel that maybe I could do with a bit of advice. I am dating two girls, sisters, they both know because sometimes I take them both out at the same time.
They are very close.
One is very, very interesting to talk to, very intelligent and is very good company. The other one is very, very attractive and I fancy her physicaly like crazy. I am getting vibes back from both but I do not want to upset either one by choosing, i.e. by declaring my main interest, cos I cant!
As I am not so worldly wise as other members on this site, I would like to ask, what would you do in my situation?
A little bit more info. I am 65, one girl is 27 and the other is 25.
I think the replies to this post will be interesting! :D
Do them both :) If they refuse, cable ties and black nasty are reliable persuasion.
 
#20
bjw824 said:
This is not a Wah but a request for help!
OK mates.
I am in quandary and feel that maybe I could do with a bit of advice. I am dating two girls, sisters, they both know because sometimes I take them both out at the same time.
They are very close.
One is very, very interesting to talk to, very intelligent and is very good company. The other one is very, very attractive and I fancy her physicaly like crazy. I am getting vibes back from both but I do not want to upset either one by choosing, i.e. by declaring my main interest, cos I cant!
As I am not so worldly wise as other members on this site, I would like to ask, what would you do in my situation?
A little bit more info. I am 65, one girl is 27 and the other is 25.
I think the replies to this post will be interesting! :D
It makes no odds. Your 65. You cant maintain an erection long enough to shag either. Take up golf.
 

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