To Boldly go........

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by waffen, May 31, 2013.

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  1. No jail it's a good deterrent.
     
  2. Idiot. He should have just asked to be beamed up.
     
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  3. They must have spent a fortune getting those costumes tailored.
     
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  4. The Enterprise would need it's Lithium Crystals changing every 5 minutes if that pair of munters were aboard.
    "Captain the engines cannae take it!"
     
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  5. "Seeking out new civilisations" was only wishful thinking.
     
  6. They were going with a Star Wars theme initially, but couldn't agree which one was going to be Jabba the Hutt.

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  7. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    It's got gay-o-sexuals, benefits fraud AND Star Trek. The Daily Hate's editor must be in orgiastic meltdown.

    (And I'm sure the 'Bean me up' headline on the link was entirely accidental...)
     
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  8. He?

    Too much mind bleach after looking at the pictures?
     
  9. Yep, it kept Turkey employed for 2 months just making the material
     
  10. Is the plural of 'Oaf' Oaves, or Oafs?
     
  11. They already are in the local zoo.
    The Gendros estate in Swansea is where the well-to-do go to look at paupers and the funny shaped beasts that live there. The fat gopping cunts.
     
  12. "It's life Jim, but not as we know it"
     
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  13. Think of what their Klingons look like
     
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  14. Surely they should have add a Lord of the Rings themed wedding, they both could have gone as Trolls, no costume required.

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