To Arms! To Arms!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Draft Dodger, May 14, 2012.

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  1. Wee,r aw doomed, doomed i tells yeh... Anyone for home brew? :'(
  2. Cannot beat Homebrew,your own strength,own flavour,own quality it has everything going for it,and it's a great hobby........

    By the way the OP didn't say which Arms,

    The Kings Arms?
    The Queens Arms?
    The Mechanics Arms?
    The Jodrell Arms?,,,,(Nr Manchester Airport)
    The Sailors Arms?
  3. The govt. is very concerned about peoples health so they'll tax us all better.
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  4. these are dark days. is it time to refire the illegal stills in the glens? will be see para handy/whisky gallore type dodging of the dreaded "excise man" in the coming months?

    personally i'm going to start smoking crack rather than drinking alcohol to avoid paying any taxes on my inebriation.

    that'll learn them.
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  5. Well it would be cheaper to have a small heroin or crack habit than drink and smoke soon.
  6. the fucking bastards!
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I had a crack habit once. Mrs B&T wasn't happy about it though, but hey, any port and all that!
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  8. It's your health that is important to the govt. cough up.
  9. I think its your wealth thats important ot the govt. Just give it 'em.
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  10. port? you wont be able to afford that either.
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  11. i dont really know why i'm so pissed off (i'm certainly not suprised). i just think its a lazy response to trying to deal with our problem with alcohol and see it as another easy tax.

    i pay my taxes (fucking loads of them Salmond you smarmy fat twat!) and if i want to drink myself to death i bloody well will!
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  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Tell that to my old RSM who liked to take bottles off of me at every opportunity.

    Note to self, don't fall asleep at the table during CO's dining out.
  13. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Jarrod's Arms ? :)
  14. Ah well. Another quiet night in the beershed beckons.