Tits...why ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ciggie, Jan 29, 2011.

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  1. ...they look good, but what can you do with them ?
     
  2. My fella likes a tit wank. Specially if it's soapy.
    They're also rate good for catching crisp and biscuit crumbs.
     
  3. Is this a question in order to retain your Oxygen thief title??

    Put your manhood inbetween them, lick them, slap them, get them to smash crap out of your face, dribble on them. I can't be arsed to write a novel on what you can do with them, but hell, it's a lot.
     
  4. If your missus has a fine pair and you don't know what to do with them,I feel sure there will be no shortage of volunteers on here to do the job for you.Me first please!
     
  5. I agree on both accounts - Soapy is good, but I find the soap stings my land of the rising sun eye??!!
     
  6. .... donkey - it probably is.....off to the pub now to pick up mah big-tittird babe, and, mjust to satisfy you, give her a low-down pearl necklace. I hope she is drunk - I like it that way, but then, I'm normal...................