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Tits...why ?

#3
Is this a question in order to retain your Oxygen thief title??

Put your manhood inbetween them, lick them, slap them, get them to smash crap out of your face, dribble on them. I can't be arsed to write a novel on what you can do with them, but hell, it's a lot.
 
#4
If your missus has a fine pair and you don't know what to do with them,I feel sure there will be no shortage of volunteers on here to do the job for you.Me first please!
 
#6
.... donkey - it probably is.....off to the pub now to pick up mah big-tittird babe, and, mjust to satisfy you, give her a low-down pearl necklace. I hope she is drunk - I like it that way, but then, I'm normal...................
 

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