Tits out for Soldiers Charity

#1
Look long and lingeringly at this fine female form



It is Jodie Gasson (Page 3 girl, fellow Arrser)

And come 12 July (TOMORROW!!), she won't be looking quite so composed, 'cos she'll be bricking it, as (stapped to some well-waxed escapee from 3 Para mortars currently employed by The Red Freds, she will be bodily hurrled from a moving (if barely serviceable) aircraft, at an altitude of around 4 miles above ground, at Netheravon (hotbed of sin, drunkenness and skydiving. Not necessarily in that order - I generally used to get the skydiving out of the way before the drinking and the sinning, but sometimes . . . well, y'know how it is, and as long as there's no drinking within 25m of the aircraft, and no smoking within 8 hrs . . . )

NOW - she ain't doing it for fun (mebbe she thinks she is, but I promise there will come a point - prob'ly - from memory - at about 3,00feet when the air pressure has diminished to the point that the seal on the sphincter at the human fundamental orifice fails, and the air inside the cabin is filled with a malodorous stench redolent of the yeast and chillies in last night's Kronenbourg 1664 and the madras you had with it - that she will begin to doubt the wisdom of her choice, and will have to screw her courage (as Billy Shakespeare put it) to the sticking post, and get in the door.

So wot? Sez you.

Well, the answer is that she's doing this to raise some dosh for a Forces charity (Honour Our Heroes), and although denied the opportunity (by the barstid Elfin Of Safe Tea) to go topless in the air comme ca:

( . . . in which case I'd be doubling my donation) she has nevertheless undertaken to supply a post-descent piccie of her excellent self posing topless wearing (for want of anything stylish) the maroon lid of an immaculately epilated, chiselled but strangely androgynous young Para.

Well beter that, I s'pose, than a 70s sweat band:

(trust me on this, there are a coupla sweatbands in that picture. Tak a closer loook - you know you want to . . . )

If she's gonna scare herself sh#tless, it seems only right that devotees of THIS forum OF ALL FORUMS should take the opportunity to give thanks to Jodie and her fellow professionals, in a form more economically valuable than a lifetime collection of soiled Kleenex (or socks, for that matter)

Details :

Jodie Gasson Skydive
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. . . and this isn't hers, but it's a good 'un:
 
#6
and these are the values Nato wants to spread to the world....I say keep your WHORES in DOORS...talk about woman being respected in a dignified manner, I guess American consumerism has taken its toll upon the good ol British folk that they need Page 3 whores to give the British Army a good name...hows about being honest for the Libyan campaign for once instead of this.
 
#7
and these are the values Nato wants to spread to the world....I say keep your WHORES in DOORS...talk about woman being respected in a dignified manner, I guess American consumerism has taken its toll upon the good ol British folk that they need Page 3 whores to give the British Army a good name...hows about being honest for the Libyan campaign for once instead of this.
I don't think you know the meaning of the word "whore".
 
#9
and these are the values Nato wants to spread to the world....I say keep your WHORES in DOORS...talk about woman being respected in a dignified manner, I guess American consumerism has taken its toll upon the good ol British folk that they need Page 3 whores to give the British Army a good name...hows about being honest for the Libyan campaign for once instead of this.
If you don't like it, then go to Afghanistan or Saudi etc where they respect women.......by making them wear burkas, throwing acid on them, burning them, stoning them etc etc
 
#10
and these are the values Nato wants to spread to the world....I say keep your WHORES in DOORS...talk about woman being respected in a dignified manner, I guess American consumerism has taken its toll upon the good ol British folk that they need Page 3 whores to give the British Army a good name...hows about being honest for the Libyan campaign for once instead of this.
How about you do a parachute jump for charity. Minus the fucking parachute.:roll:

I'm reasonably certain ARRSEr's would dig deep for that one and you'd raise a fortune for the charity of your choice.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#11
Women respected in a dignified manner.

Is that why you lot dress yours up in bin bags.

Now do me a favour and go and contract a rare form of Ebola and die painfully.
 
#12
If you don't like it, then go to Afghanistan or Saudi etc where they respect women.......by making them wear burkas, throwing acid on them, burning them, stoning them etc etc
I follow a respectable model for women, something socialistic and cultured. Afghanistan women are oppressed due to the demonic Arab folklore and customs which your country with America introduced to the region in the 70's...as for Saudis...there your fucking friends...the British invented Saudi Arabia first of all...anyway there cunts too.

I dont support burqas....its a arab pagan bedinion custom...but making women show their tits to support the British Army is 1) disrespectable 2)degrading 3) and damme desparate.

Use a better excuse than ones faith on me buddy! These the dirty ass American Nato values you want to enforce through bombs on others...No Thanks mate! keep your Whores in DOORS.

Plus......like I said...they could save alot of time by being honest and truthful why there in Libya.

Adios...off the thread.
 
#14
Fuck me, it's back.

I'm not sure if you're just a wind up gone wrong, or a failed abortion.

Either way you're about as welcome as a morning after fart in a crowded lift.

Anyway back on track, good on you Jodie, thanks for the support.
 
#16
AK is a goat rooting shit cunt because he doesn't like boobies.Now go choke on your own testicles so that you don't procreate and inflict the world with your ideology in the form of half goat half dickhead offspring.
 

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