Tits Like Coconuts

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by jemadarjo, Nov 4, 2012.

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  1. But Sparrows prefer breadcrumbs
    so
    Before you retire to your pit tonight
    dont forget to feed the birds
    Its cold outside!.
     
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  2. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    'Tits Like Coconuts' - what, hairy and brown, with hard fibery shells?? ok.
     
  3. HHH

    HHH LE

    What, tits like their coconunts in one piece?
     
  4. Only if a swallow carried it from Africa
     
  5. Great, another fucking glue sniffer.
     
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  6. Was hoping for a thread of pics of false norks.

    Oh the disappointment when I read that pile of shite.
     
  7. So... where's these tits then?

    As I believe the useless cunts say these days:

    "pics or it didn't happen".
     
  8. you like coconuts?

    Feed the pony, go on, feed it..
     
  9. Wind your neck in re the "P" word. Don't want Sluggy sniffing around here....
     
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  10. Africa or European Swallow?
     
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  11. HHH

    HHH LE

    Or that rare breed of Swallow "The Lady Swallow"
     
  12. Just remember "One swallow does not make a summer, but it can make your day".
     
  13. Doesn't mean a commitment either.
     
  14. It's been that fucking long one swallow would make my year!!
     
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