Tits Hold Up Abbot...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by JoeCivvie, May 29, 2012.

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  1. FFS,,,And there's me expecting our Diane to have been mugged by some girl gang,,,,,what a downer...
     
  2. brettarider

    brettarider On ROPs

    Bah and herre was me thinking that as the useless MP's life support system!
     
  3. Good eye for publicity that fella.
     
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  4. A quiet news day. God the BBC is poor.
     
  5. Never heard of using the muzzle cover on their 'tank' then!? :roll:
     
  6. PE4rocks,

    Totally agree. They seem to think anything with Tracks is a Tank.

    Useless bloddy journo's, put them against the wall.

    Rant Over
     


  7. Does that include trains then?,,,just asking like....
     
  8. ABBOT is not an tank I hate bad journos who think anything big and green is a tank
     
  9. SLR is the best gun.
     
  10. Did you just call the SLR a "gun"?
     
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  11. "Elephant gun" maybe......
     
  12. Anything with tracks is a tank.

    Any infantry weapon other than a 9mm pistol, mortar or anti-tank weapon is a fully automatic machine gun.

    Anti tank weapons are rocket launchers.

    Any military document is top secret.

    Any services discplinary procedure is a carpetting which might end up with the accused in the glasshouse.

    Any rank above LCpl (and service equivalents) is a senior military source, except when they are top brass.
     
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  13. fu2

    fu2 LE

    I thought it`s normal to find Tits in an Abbott !.