Tits,Boobies,Funbags....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by spike7451, Jan 20, 2009.

?
  1. Small?

    13.7%
  2. Medium?

    51.0%
  3. Large?

    35.3%

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Reet ARRSE'rs,
    Just been surfing the pop channels on Sky,The funkable Gwen Stefani was singing 'Dont Speak' & one noticed she dont have much up front.
    Now one likes a handful or more,ala Holly McGuire.
    So,how do you,fellow ARRSE'rs like your strumpet?
    Flat chested or Busty?
     
  2. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    Samll but pert, please. :D Any larger is a lurching, bouncing, eventually sagging, waste........
     
  3. Who voted small, you feckin fanny dodger. 8O
     
  4. Must be pert for maximum enjoyment, pert, firm and round.
     
  5. Theres some choosy feckers on here. Where is the box for " as long as they're in pairs i don't care" ?
     
  6. OK let's just bin the pre-amble and crack on with the inevitable pictures please.
    Ta.
     
  7. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Pairs? You want two? Would you turn Kylie down then? You hermer!

    Edited to add - I am pretty sure that Ms Stefani's dirty pillows are a lot larger now, due to the wonders of surgery......
     
  8. Big,small,medium. Naked and in front of me the size is immaterial.
     
  9. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Holly Maguire..
    [​IMG]
    Oh sjite,Kleenex! :oops:
     
  10. Are you sure?

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Mind you -

    [​IMG]
     

  12. Oh My! And I've only got little hands. Take me feckin ages.

    Where did you get that photo, not your sister is it?
     
  13. Welcome to Liverpool -

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Yes, that's our Titiana
     
  15. Errr. I may wish to reconsider my original post. Liverpoolyou say, so why are they smiling?