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Tits are great.. What do you reckon?

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leeanne

War Hero
Cheers Mate, I'll send you a picture some time!! :-*
 
I want a picture too! Pleeeeez  :eek:
 
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error_unknown

Guest
Where's Silly Black??? This is starting to read like Blind Date!! ;D
 
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imported_admin

Guest
Right - if anyone's going to see any pictures, its me.... if and only if I think they are 'ahem' suitable I'll publish them on Part 1 orders.  Otherwise they'll be in my bottom draw for perusal when the Adjt isn't around.
 

A_Lert

Clanker
First getting back on topic. Anyone can have perfect tits. The army will provide them at tax payer expense. Boob jobs downs the MRS. So sticky-toffee and leeanne can have what ever they deem perfect chebs.

Second, us blokes can have em too. Sex change down the MRS.  :eek:

Third, anyone can have em. By any female pte 3 pints down the naafi!

Forth, it doesn't matter what your chebs are really like, in my warped mind they look good enough to eat, and if they were offered to me, I would certainly have a play.
;D

I love em. So well done girls, for having great top bollocks!!

:p
 
Sweet, It's not nice to try and redirect us to porn sites.  :mad:

All you will get now is "The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings."
Damn right my browser setting need adjusted.. a welding mask would seem appropriate if it helps me not look at you!
 

leeanne

War Hero
Come on lads - Some of you out there must have seen some horrid tities!!!!

Tell us some stories!! ;D
 
Hmm.. I reckon I may have seen a few 'orrible sets.

In the immortal words of God, "I has seen some women with well droopy swingas - one babylon there and one tombola down there."

It's just not right! :-/
 

The_Tara

Old-Salt
No such thing as 'orrible tits........not until you wake up sober anyway. Had some real 'orrible tits as bosses mind.
 

leeanne

War Hero
Have'nt we all had some t*t heads for bosses!!

I take it you've experienced the Orrible t*t sensation after a night on the piss!!! :-/
 
Yeah, I remember a particularly bad pair... They belonged to a girl I really fancied but who was involved with someone else... when I met her they looked good (well, under her clothes anyway:) )but when I met up with her a year later,  they had been devastated by breast-feeding the baby she had had with her boyfriend who had since run away...  I saw this devastation during an emotional conversation we had one day... seeking reassurance, she pulled off the heavy fisherman's jumper which had become her favourite and tearfully invited my comments...  The baby and I looked at each other and then back at the tits and for different reasons tried to appear happy.... but we were not....  
 
Having just come into this conversation I declare Leeanne the winner.  

Come on Sweet-Toffee, Leeanne put her's firmly on the table, but you really have lost face by failing to come up with the goods.

You can not beat firm and pert.
 

leeanne

War Hero
Yyuuucckk!

Jesus christ man - I'm trying to eat my breakfast here!

And if you men think it's that bad to have stubble on our nipples, then I best go and shave mine then!!

Hahaha - ONLY JOKING!
 

leeanne

War Hero
Thought that this thread would be the most used for blokes but obviously I thought wrong!!

Must be this new Gay world thats approaching! ;D
 
I am perfectly happy with my tits and there is only one person whos ever gonna see them as well!! ;D,i personally feel sorry for girls with really small ones and as for large ones they must hurt like hell,especially when running and stuff,and when you get older they must really sag,just like spaniels ears!!!!! ;D
 
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