Tit Tax !!!

#1
M&S will put extra £2 on large bra sizes is this a big tit tax? M&S said they cost more to make or is this just the tip of the iceberg, what next will it be £5 on fat burd pants?

As a bit of a breast man I see this as an act of discrimination, should we boycott M&S start a campaign to demanding equal opportunity for big melons? :evil:
 
#2
Bugger, my moobs could cost me a fortune...
 
#4
it will cost Kentigern House a fortune.

that place is full of big tits.
 
#5
I'm all in favour of taxing fat people at every possible stage.

In fact, in the era of rationality and reason that will doubtless follow my inauguration as Emperor of Everything, fat people would be banned from owning cars. Public transport would be fitted with scales and laser measures; if you weighed more than was fit for your height you'd not be allowed onboard but tied to the bumper and forced to run along behind. Sensible policies for a happier Britain.

Discounts on all public services would be reserved for those ladies whose large breasts were the result of having large breasts, not massive rolls of fat. Purely for comparison purposes, this is the kind of reward-inducing endowment we wish to encourage.

 

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#7
OUTRAGE!!! I've got a wagon booked, and it ain't facking here yet!

Tax rebates for big-busted ladies, and a complete ban on M&S shopping for the missus.
 
#9
hmmm, suddenly a career change to a "Tax" inspector is on the cards.
 
#10
Before we all jump on the outrage bus, I have had a wee re think on the campaign should we boycott M&S or demand direct action and insist that all DD wearers remove there over the shoulder boulder holders this will act as both a punishment for M&S and reward to us for our support any other sugestions?
 
#15
smartascarrots said:
............... Purely for comparison purposes, this is the kind of reward-inducing endowment we wish to encourage.

She may lose out by having to pay a 'tit tax', but she would be adequately compensated by the 'moose rebate'.

Swings and roundabouts you see, swings and roundabouts.





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#16
Bonzo_Dog said:
smartascarrots said:
............... Purely for comparison purposes, this is the kind of reward-inducing endowment we wish to encourage.

She may lose out by having to pay a 'tit tax', but she would be adequately compensated by the 'moose rebate'.

Swings and roundabouts you see, swings and roundabouts.
The flaw in your argument is that it would require you to look at her face. What are you, gay?
 
#17
Not gay, but I'd rather f*ck the bat.


(Only if it was a female bat, of course)


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#19
I wish they would encourage me! <Does Groucho Marx impression>
 

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