Tit Size

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  1. Is more than a handful a waste, or do you love em large?

    Big cork size nipples, or inverted?

    Just doing a bit of titty research.... seen as I'm bored stupid.
     
  2. You know,I dont really care. So long as shes not an ironing board. I do like perky nipples though.
     
  3. big swinging mammaries that i can suck on!
     
  4. Remember a pic of a Chinky girl with nipples almost the size of her face.
    Lost it now but how many times did i do her...
     

  5. BIG! ALWAYS BIG!

    :)
     
  6. I'm going to go with shape over size. One of the most disappointing moments of my life was gazing upon Catherine Zeta Jones' spaniel's ears for the first time. It ranked right along side finding out about Father Christmas.
     
  7. msr

    msr LE

    A - Almost Boobs
    B - Barely there
    C - Can Do
    D - Damn good
    E - Enormous
    F - Fake
     
  8. G - Generous
    H - Handful
    I - Intermediate
    J - Jolly
    K - Knockers
    L - Licked
     
  9. Boob sizing is pretty straightforward:

    "From the right, number!"

    "One! Two, last mamm, Sir!"
     
  10. Any size really, just so long as they don't have nipples like garfields eyes. Small and perky nips and i'm happy.
     
  11. Why do women who have tits like 2 fried eggs on an ironing board, always undo a top/ titless shirt to the third button hole.?
     
  12. Best I've had was a lady with 34G tits, never seen them as big as that before and she used them to great effect. Well it effected me.......javascript:emoticon('post', 'message', ':twisted:')
    Twisted Evil
     
  13. Double Fs an awsome pair my reaction For Fu@k sake
     
  14. More than a handful is a waste. I'm afraid I'll never understand a mans taste in breasts. Anything more than a C is just a turn off for me. I like 'em big enough so I can bury my face between them, but not big enough to suffocate me whilst I'm there. I'd say B-C.
     
  15. B-C take a quote from a movie " she has a chest like a 14 year old boy"