Tit cricket

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  1. Good game for those evenings out.

    The rules

    You must touch the certain part of the unsuspecting females anatomy without getting caught.

    Any part of the body (less hands) counts as one run

    Back of the hand is a 4

    Palm of the hand is a 6

    If you get caught, you are out.

    You must appoint an umpire in your group to keep score and adjudicate.

    Any questions, post them here.

    Good luck
     
  2. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Thanks Eye_Spy, I'll be starting shortly......

    :lol:
     
  3. What do you get for knocking them together ? :wink:
     
  4. Nice one spy. Not going to be too many unsuspecting femails around after reading this tho'? :D
     
  5. you can leave your scores here and see who is the best
     
  6. Does it count more if you touch the "crease" when the covers are on? IE when the wicket's unplayable? Will you "bowl a maiden over?" Cricket's a fcuking poof's game anyway.
     
  7. Can see a few overblown indecent assault cases arising....... :lol: :lol:
     
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  8. I thought that it was both hands full for a six, but a slap in the face was out - hence the proliferation of players getting nowhere and then going for a six and out!! ... at least that's the matelot's version!!
     
  9. H3

    H3 LE

    A Local Fire fighter was sacked over this " game " and has just been arrested and bailed on a Sexual assault charge ! Maybe it's not such a great idea after all.
     
  10. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    Fucking hell are people just trawling the archives.
     
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