Tips to Avoid being Date Raped by Mark Yates

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by knockknee, Oct 2, 2009.

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  1. My bold

    Not that unusual it would seem. Yates shares a few characteristics with the IBA supremo.
     
  2. Ultimate pro except for the comma, the apostrophe and the choice of instructor
     
  3. And of course another of his publications

    "Top 10 Tips To Prevent Being Stalked by Mark Yates"
     
  4. And on contraception

    How to avoid having a baby by Mark Yates


    (Yes I made that one up)
     
  5. if only he'd written,

    Mark Yate's Guide to not getting buggered.

    instead of....

    well you get my drift :)
     
  6. How to write books with punctuation by Mark Yates?

    How to avoid being bored to death by Mark Yates?

    How to avoid a gay spit roast by Mark Yates and Jim Shortt?
     
  7. I am saying sorry in advance for this one team

    I heard that he got very annoyed with his secretary after reading this thread. Why had she not corrected his punctuation ? But she was equal to his blame shifting ire.

    Quick as a flash she replied

    "In a commercial sense Mr Yates you appear to be in a comma cob"

    I'll get me coat
     
  8. Ten bottom tips to gay loving by ..... ?
     
  9. Matthew, Luke and John run it by Mark Yates

    I know I should have stopped at Commer Cob.
     
  10. Gawd what a bone thread . I'll liven it up by giving a link to Mark Yates How To Avoid Being Stalked

    http://www.articlesbase.com/women's-issues-articles/security-experts-top-10-tips-to-prevent-being-stalked-by-mark-yates-871066.html

    I'm not too sure if stalking is " a fashionable crime " though
     
  11. Customers willing to pay up to £1,195 a session can choose from a long list of courses, which include training in SWAT (special weapons and tactics), turban fighting, hand to hand combat and special weapons.

    Could this be what the Muslim copper was thinking of ?
     
  12. Doh! 8O I have spent all this time think it was a topic of how to avoid Mark Yates stalking people! :oops:

    :wink:
     
  13. GGG When you were a nipper did your dad give up on explaining seaside postcards to you ?

    "Oh Mrs Smith and how's your little fanny" being an example of the genre.

    "Oh Mr Yates have you been maintaining your ancient weapon. How is your little willie".