tip nazis.

#1
Well,was at the local tip earlier,I was pounced on by two geezers who claimed to be tip workers or fucking whatever yer call them.the cunts examined me permit from top to bottom.I was asked a fucking million and one questions,I was asked to prove my identity, the cunts went through thirty odd bags of shite with a fine tooth comb.I was there for two fucking hours.I'am sure the cunts were after a back hander,cunts nearly got one.the bastards were only missing swastickas.
Any one had any dealings?
 
#2
They probably know you're a pickey fly tipper.
 
#4
Well,was at the local tip earlier,I was pounced on by two geezers who claimed to be tip workers or fucking whatever yer call them.the cunts examined me permit from top to bottom.I was asked a fucking million and one questions,I was asked to prove my identity, the cunts went through thirty odd bags of shite with a fine tooth comb.I was there for two fucking hours.I'am sure the cunts were after a back hander,cunts nearly got one.the bastards were only missing swastickas.
Any one had any dealings?
They probably remembered you from your last visit when the tip had to be shut up until they found all the body parts you'd dumped.
 

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#5
The old tip used to be brilliant,I have been known to take away more than I took there, bit of fun haggling. That was real recycling. Now the council put their own men in, you're not allowed to touch anything.
I just flytip now, or drop stuff off on the M5 when no ones looking.
 
#6
The old tip used to be brilliant,I have been known to take away more than I took there, bit of fun haggling. That was real recycling. Now the council put their own men in, you're not allowed to touch anything.
I just flytip now, or drop stuff off on the M5 when no ones looking.
Aye but it would of cost me a fucking fortune to go down the m5 & plod would of been on us straight away if I was hoying thirty bin bags oot me fucking window.
 
#7
Same shit here..Devon charge you for rubble/gyroc by the bag (which works out at £200/tonne), Cornwall doesn't so I went to launceston dump instead..tip stasi asked me to fill out a form, name address etc, i asked them if what i was doing was illegal..they said no so I said fuck off.
 
#8
Same shit here..Devon charge you for rubble/gyroc by the bag (which works out at £200/tonne), Cornwall doesn't so I went to launceston dump instead..tip stasi asked me to fill out a form, name address etc, i asked them if what i was doing was illegal..they said no so I said fuck off.
Aye fucking reet.I felt like I had to pass an exam to legally dump me shit.
 
#9
Local tip is ace. Neat as fuck. The bods there are really helpful. "Do you need a hand with that?" "Mixed bag? Don't worry, just drop it there and I'll sort it out". Good opening times. Well lit. The different skips/compactors are well-signed. No complaints at all.

I know it's the NAAFI but I can't find any faults with it. As compensation, "Sit on this and twist!"
 
#11
Local tip is ace. Neat as fuck. The bods there are really helpful. "Do you need a hand with that?" "Mixed bag? Don't worry, just drop it there and I'll sort it out". Good opening times. Well lit. The different skips/compactors are well-signed. No complaints at all.

I know it's the NAAFI but I can't find any faults with it. As compensation, "Sit on this and twist!"
Do you go there often?
 
#12
I've been happily disposing my old left shoes on the nation's motorways for years now. I chuck the right ones on school roofs.
 
#13
Do you go there often?
Not as often as I'd like, I've still got a ton of soil/concrete mix to dispose of but with my fucked back I can't get it to the car. I suppose I could give the council a ring if I were really bothered. They'd come and collect. They're good like that.

Having said that, it's about the only thing they're good about. They're absolutely fucking useless when it comes to transport planning.
 
#15
I presume these tips are operated by local government. Aside from the money they are parasiting from the public, what is the allure of garbage to councils; is it some sort of sexual fetish? If they tried fixed penalty notices for bin lids open over 1/4 inch here, there would be an armed uprising!
 
#17
I reckon they were after a bung, backhander, whatever it's called in your neck of the woods.

Frankly, they should be glad you've taken it to the tip and be more helpful about it. I'm convinced it's the fusss they make at the tip that leads to people fly tipping. It you turn up in a van or with a large trailer they assume that you are some commercial operator and won't let you in, or want to charge you a load of money for the trouble. So if you've borrowed a van to clear out the loft or shed of loads of old crap, what are you going to do? You're not likely to put it all back again just to empty the van and take it back are you.

I hate fly tippers, I bet the councils do too, so why not make it much easier to dump rubbish properly...
 
#18
Well,was at the local tip earlier,I was pounced on by two geezers who claimed to be tip workers or fucking whatever yer call them.the cunts examined me permit from top to bottom.I was asked a fucking million and one questions,I was asked to prove my identity, the cunts went through thirty odd bags of shite with a fine tooth comb.I was there for two fucking hours.I'am sure the cunts were after a back hander,cunts nearly got one.the bastards were only missing swastickas.
Any one had any dealings?
Did you ask to see their ID? Same as when we were in, if challenged for your ID, you have the right to see theirs first. If they can't/won't show it, they can fuck off
 
#19
Our local tip is really good. Every resident has a card that has to be shown, to stop fuckers from all over using our tip. You just turn up, show them what you've got and they tell you which container to drop it in. Not sure why that is neccesary, as I would naturally chuck wood in the bin by the sign that says "wood", a washing machine in the one that says "machinery", glass in "Glass" etc.

They'll give you a hand unloading if you look like you need it
 
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