Tiny todger causes exhibitionism

#2
I'm not sure about the US laws regarding public nudity but if they're similar to the UK's 'Outraging public decency' charge I don't see that the public was particularly outraged at that point.

If he wants to pull now, though, he's going to have to go somewhere there's no internet - the poor, tiny-dicked bastard.
 
#3
Good god! its like a button mushroom. I hate mushrooms.
 
#4
Back of the queue when they were dished out then!

He couldn't even claim it had shrunk 'cos of the cold,the weather looked blisterin (his c0ck looked the size of a small blister as well) :)
 

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#5
haha - talk about glutton for punishment. You don't advertise one that small, and you don't keep asking to be tasered like that. I was going to say 'what a kn0b!' but thought better of it.
 
#6
I've seen bigger clits than that....anyway somebody told him that electric shock treatment might help it grow and he decided to get it for free !!
 
#7
Your bits do shrink while you are tripping, LSD. mescaline or magic mushrooms, first time most blokes who do drugs freak out is because of that.
 
#9
adouglasmhor said:
Your bits do shrink while you are tripping, LSD. mescaline or magic mushrooms, first time most blokes who do drugs freak out is because of that.

Have you anything to back up this statement?
Speed does it for sure
 
#10
Looks more like a cnut than a c0ck. :roll: He's got nuthin' that even a shirt lifter would want to see. :lol: I'm wondering why the cops didn't administer a nightstick to the nuts when this cat was bent over to pick up his clothes. That would have put him down faster than being hit by a taser would. :p :cyclopsani: :slow:
 
#12
Ruckerwocman said:
Looks more like a cnut than a c0ck. :roll: He's got nuthin' that even a shirt lifter would want to see. :lol: I'm wondering why the cops didn't administer a nightstick to the nuts when this cat was bent over to pick up his clothes. That would have put him down faster than being hit by a taser would. :p :cyclopsani: :slow:

Probably because he didn't have much to hit...?
 
#14
At the opposite end of the scale,I saw something similar once, (Big Knob) unfortunately he happened to be the OC of the Signal Squadron at Barker Barracks, Paderborn.
 
#16
salforddude said:
adouglasmhor said:
Your bits do shrink while you are tripping, LSD. mescaline or magic mushrooms, first time most blokes who do drugs freak out is because of that.

Have you anything to back up this statement?
Speed does it for sure
yeah I forgot whiz does it, All I know is that is in my wild youth in the early 80s and late 70s
I saw plenty guys get all fucked up about it. If you were average size to start - button mushroom, bit bigger - walnut whip. When the trip wears of and you no longer have this effect you can have the best shag or wank ever, even better han a post exercise post hangover shag at once.
 

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