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Tinman Walt

Mufulira42

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Nice to read some good news, especially in this sodding year! Keep going Taff and confuse all your specialists.
Like Taff just returned from hospital and had a CAT scan -- the process was sort of interesting as do not usually lurk about these sort of places, but Doc had told me You are not as young as you think you are! Result of slinging bales of Ms M - s garden stuff about and large lump appeared on chest just below collar bone. All said CAT was ordered and I showed up early ( shows initiative) and a large maiden in the new Nursie Uniform appeared and ordered me into her lair --- she was quite striking to look at but shaped like like a sack full of moose horns and her bedside manner she was tender as woodpecker lips! After receiving a shot of blood dye to illuminate my tender bits inside was summarily shipped into Ms CAT scans abodes out in about 10 minutes! Could hardly believe how production line it all was --- but it takes 4 days to arrive at a conclusion! Oh well time for another well aged Scotch to steady the ranks.
 
Like Taff just returned from hospital and had a CAT scan -- the process was sort of interesting as do not usually lurk about these sort of places, but Doc had told me You are not as young as you think you are! Result of slinging bales of Ms M - s garden stuff about and large lump appeared on chest just below collar bone. All said CAT was ordered and I showed up early ( shows initiative) and a large maiden in the new Nursie Uniform appeared and ordered me into her lair --- she was quite striking to look at but shaped like like a sack full of moose horns and her bedside manner she was tender as woodpecker lips! After receiving a shot of blood dye to illuminate my tender bits inside was summarily shipped into Ms CAT scans abodes out in about 10 minutes! Could hardly believe how production line it all was --- but it takes 4 days to arrive at a conclusion! Oh well time for another well aged Scotch to steady the ranks.
Feel for you as I had to undergo two CAT scans because of a fall I had last month. While trying to get some exercise, I tripped with my clown shoed feet over an uneven spot on the sidewalk and came crashing down on my face, breaking my nose and a tooth off my upper denture. I didn’t even have any warning that this was going to happen. One minute I was walking briskly down the sidewalk thinking about that bar-be-que dinner I was going to treat myself to once I had exercised enough to work up a sweat, and the next thing I knew I was face down on the hard concrete spitting out teeth and bleeding from my nose. Yikes!

I went to two different ERs to get attention, but it wasn't exactly my idea. The first one took a CAT scan of my head and neck to see if I had a new brain bleed, but the results weren't clear so they transported me to another nearby hospital where I got another CAT scan of my head and neck and a fresh pair of eyes upon the problem. (They also did an ultrasound of my belly to make sure I wasn't bleeding internally; I wasn't, thank goodness) The consensus of the ER docs was the CAT scan was showing old artifacts from my prior strokes and there was no new trouble. I got to go home at 5 in the morning, stiff and sore, but at least I got to go home.

Taff, CBO, as Churchill was famous for saying, and hopefully we'll all get through this lousy year with covid -19 virus abroad in the air.
 

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LE
Kit Reviewer
Folks, I'd like to thank you all for your good wishes, I feel humbled. Amazing what a lift it gives you when people you don't know wish you well. Thank you.

Regards
Taff
Yeah. Well, if you carry on like this, you'll end up having to do a PIP award review and that'll really make you pissed off. Thirty pages of inane rubbish just to get a few quid. Glad you're still ticking over, try not to rev too hard, ticking over gets you there in the end. And if you need anything, you know where I am.




Fucking miles away.



:)
 

mercurydancer

LE
Book Reviewer
Folks, I'd like to thank you all for your good wishes, I feel humbled. Amazing what a lift it gives you when people you don't know wish you well. Thank you.

Regards
Taff
Ent ded. Good, good.
 
Bigfoot tribe, the hairy knuckle dragging fucker.
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