I'd watch them samples like a hawk, some slut will have it up her cunt and have a council house and CSA before those lads could say nine months.I was regularly called a little wanker when I was a yoof, but never told to pop out and have one.
Channel 4 under fire as boys told to give sperm samples for new Jamie Oliver show | Mail Online
Jamie fucking Oliver. Why is it hes suddenly become saviour of our young? Diet, schooling, he'll be censoring video games before long.
What the fuck do chefs know about schooling?
If he wants to help out idle, degenerate cunts he could chuck me a million.
...Cherie Bliar teaching 'Umin Rights (for fecks sake). If there's one thing little chav bastards seem to know inside out it is their 'rights'.I'm more alarmed that they got Cherie Blair and Alistair (Cunt) Campbell as part of the teaching team.
What will their subjects be I wonder spin, lying, how to stay 45 mins from attack?
I think thats a very good idea. Force every Chav to go down to a local office and donate sperm. Actually, this could easily be done without the use of force by offering an incentive, such as real non-supermarket beer, or a new Burberry baseball cap. Whilst at the office, what he doesnt know is this: 1) behind the screen where he is having a shuffty, his genital area is being exposed to massive amounts of Beta & Gamma radiation, thus rendering him impotent, and 2) His last shuffty s worth will also be destroyed before he picks up his "incentive".'Strewth.... just imagine a bunch of Chavs from the local Estate tossing off into jam jars then adding this to the local sperm bank. How many inbreds, morons and fuckw*ts will this produce if some dizzy dame wants to have a baby. At least I'm not going to volunteer to leave a DNA sample or 3 with the sperm (c*m) bank.... I don't want the CSA or its replacement chasing me up for maintenance on some snot nosed, chaved up scumbag produced by some 27 stone Vicky Pollard..
One wonders how much Jaime Oliver is paying these Geezer to toss-off....? (all alleged of course... just jesting.... now where's that Jam jar... I'm a bit short of the readies this month..)