OK - this latest pig trough affair using our cash has got me going It is obvious that we need to update British Politics but the question is - HOW? Obviously honesty is the key word here. I have a few suggestions. The language of Parliament should be updated. So during Commons debates, instead of "Could I ask the Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government to make a statement on....." we could actually have "What has that thieving fecking midget Blears from Salford go to say about this c0ck-up she is supposed to be in charge of then?" Another suggestion - when MP's address each other they stop using the word Honourable! Because they aren't. It is a place of work - No Smoking and anybody p1ssed should be sent home with no pay! It is a place of work and they have shown they are not good a flexi-hours so clocking-in sheets for each of them. If they haven't got a sick-note and don't turn up - no pay for that day! Please feel free to add at your convenience.