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Time to Ponder!

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#1
When I look at the news and the state of the world, i.e Famine in Africa, Rioting in the UK, Child Abuse, Murder, a decline in society, Financial meltdown etc. It makes me wonder if it is worthwhile sticking my finger up my arrse when having a wank?

Opinions please.
 
#4
It makes me wonder if it is worthwhile sticking my finger up my arrse when having a wank?
The moment you have to ask yourself that question you know you're paying too much attention to current affairs. Let it rest. Sometimes you deserve some quality time with yourself without worrying what's going on in the world.
 
#5
When I look at the news and the state of the world, i.e Famine in Africa, Rioting in the UK, Child Abuse, Murder, a decline in society, Financial meltdown etc. It makes me wonder if it is worthwhile sticking my finger up my arrse when having a wank?

Opinions please.
As long as you cut your nails first.
 
#6
It depends. Do you have to put sugar lumps in the boss's coffee straight after or is there time to wash your hands first?

Think carefully, the advice you'll get depends on this!
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#7
It depends. Do you have to put sugar lumps in the boss's coffee straight after or is there time to wash your hands first?

Think carefully, the advice you'll get depends on this!
He doesn't take sugar.

I wasn't planning to knock one out in the office (it's open plan) but for when I have some special time alone.
 
#8
What? Asking the question on a Friday? Surely that's what Fridays were invented for. It really depends who's finger is being stuck up your arse. Is it that pretty typist's or your own? Also, who is administering the wrist job? Once again, the pretty typist comes into play (I wish!)
 
#10
A bit of prostrate stimulation is always a little extra treat, remember, you can't solve all the world's problems by yourself; a wanked man is a relaxed man, able to face these trying times with sang froid, go one knock yourself out.

Because you're worth it.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#11
What? Asking the question on a Friday? Surely that's what Fridays were invented for. It really depends who's finger is being stuck up your arse. Is it that pretty typist's or your own? Also, who is administering the wrist job? Once again, the pretty typist comes into play (I wish!)
I am the pretty typist of which you speak!
 
#13
What? Asking the question on a Friday? Surely that's what Fridays were invented for. It really depends who's finger is being stuck up your arse. Is it that pretty typist's or your own? Also, who is administering the wrist job? Once again, the pretty typist comes into play (I wish!)
Typist??? where do you live the 1960's.....
 

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