Time to brighten the week with the LAWS OF COMBAT

#1
Time to brighten the week up me thinks!!!!


LAWS OF COMBAT

1. ARMY INTELLIGENCE IS A CONTRADICTION IN TERMS
2. FRIENDLY FIRE ISN’T
3. ALL 5 SECOND GRENADE FUSES WILL BURN OUT IN 3
4. IF YOU ARE AHEAD ARTILLERY WILL FALL SHORT
5. TRY NOT TO LOOK CONSPICUOUS: IT DRAWS FIRE
6. NEVER SHARE A TRENCH WITH ANYONE BRAVER THAN YOU
7. INCOMING FIRE HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY
8. THE ONLY THING MORE ACCURATE THAN ENEMY FIRE IS FRIENDLY FIRE
9. PROFESSIONAL SOLDIERS ARE PREDICTABLE BUT THE WORLD'S FULL OF AMATEURS
10. THE MOST DANGEROUS THING ON THE BATTLEFIELD IS AN OFFICER WITH A MAP
11. IF TWO THINGS MUST BE TOGETHER TO WORK THEY CANT BE SHIPPED TOGETHER
12. ITS NOT THE BULLET WITH YOUR NAME ON IT YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT ITS THE ONE MARKED "TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN"
13. IF IT FLIES IT DIES
14. IF YOU STOP THE ENEMY GETTING IN YOU STOP YOURSELF GETTING OUT
15. TRY TO LOOK UNIMPORTANT COS THE ENEMY MAY BE LOW ON AMMO
16. IF YOU ARE SHORT OF EVERYTHING EXCEPT ENEMY YOU ARE IN COMBAT
17. IF YOU KEEP COOL WHILST EVERYONE ELSE LOSES THEIR HEADS YOU HAVE MISJUDGED THE SITUATION
18. NO COMBAT READY UNIT HAS EVER PASSED INSPECTION
19. NO INSPECTION READY UNIT HAS EVER PASSED COMBAT
20. IF YOU LOSE SIGHT OF THE ENEMY LOOK BEHIND YOU
21. IF YOU FORTIFY YOUR FRONT YOUR REARS GONNA GET SHOT UP
22. IF THE ATTACK IS GOING REALLY WELL IT’S AN AMBUSH
23. REMEMBER YOUR WEAPON WAS MADE BY THE LOWEST BIDDER


Hope that has doen the trick for someone
 
#4
A few additions:

24: If you have fortified so thoroughly that the enemy can't get in, you won't be able to get out.
25: The enemy assault that you are succesfully holding off is a feint.

Oh, and Rule 0: Thou art not Superman.
 
#5
Juvenal said:
A few additions:

24: If you have fortified so thoroughly that the enemy can't get in, you won't be able to get out.
25: The enemy assault that you are succesfully holding off is a feint.

Oh, and Rule 0: Thou art not Superman.
Isn't your new rule 24 the same as rule 14????????????

Alas, still humourus ;)
 
#6
tsar_Nikolas said:
Juvenal said:
A few additions:

24: If you have fortified so thoroughly that the enemy can't get in, you won't be able to get out.
25: The enemy assault that you are succesfully holding off is a feint.

Oh, and Rule 0: Thou art not Superman.
Isn't your new rule 24 the same as rule 14????????????

Alas, still humourus ;)
Yeah but he was saying if you got caught in a seige.
 
#9
27: The easy way is always mined
28: Friendly fire - isn't
29: Tracers work both ways

someone bought the "murphy's law of combat" t-shirt
 
#10
All weather, close, air support...isn't....

Never draw attention to yourself in a fire-fight...
 

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