So had a search on here, one of the best threads to come up was "When should you far infront of your missus" haha, on a side note to that a few months after mine moved in I said to her "**** this, I've decided that farting infront of us is now normal" - true story though there may have been some sauce involved! Anywhore.. Time off - British Army Website isn't very clear asides from saying you get 38 days off. How does that work? Do I get to chose when that time off is.. or is it at certain times of the year only and just given to me as the Army sees fit? I have a friend in the Navy who just passed out and he's had every weekend "off" and says thats what itll be for the moment unless you're on.. uh.. duty call? He's really not fuckin helpful at all. I'm just trying to get a sense of time for family related things, with a son and a gf I think the information would help them more than me.