Time Machine

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  1. The time machine

    President Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.

    They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

    President Obama goes first: "What will the USA be like in 100 years time?"

    The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out:

    "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries"

    Gordon Brown thinks "It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks:

    "What will Britain be like in 100 years time?"

    The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.

    But he just stares at it.




    "Come on Gordon" says Obama, "Tell us what it says"






    "I can't! .....It's in Bloody Arabic!"
    :cry: