The two finalists in a poetry contest were a Cambridge graduate and a chav. The final contest was for them to make a poem in 2 minutes containing a word that would be given to them by the judges. The word was "TIMBUKTU."

The Cambridge graduate was the first to recite his poem:

“Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels two by two,
Destination Timbuktu.”

The audience went wild. They thought the chav would never stand a chance against the Cambridge graduate.

Nevertheless, the chav stood up and recited his poem:

“Me and Tim a hunting went,
Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
They were three and we were two,
So I bucked one and Timbuktu.”

The chav won hands down.
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